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Welcome to TEST! Where whiskey flows like beer and the beer flows like tap water!

By the time I was fourteen I had killed a man, been bankrupted twice, racked up two ex-wives, and payed off my vacation home in BC. You shouldn't have wasted all that time in school, I guess. Now get out there and kill a man! You'll never feel so alive (This post has been satirical in nature...

That is a good idea. I shall give that a try, Thanks!

That works for you? Man, I always get random combos every time i pop in and out of the menu. Wonky firing tests confirm my possessed fire-groups. Really annoying

How do you guys get the weapon groups set right? I have the damndest time in my SH because every time I set Group 1 then move my cursor to highlight group 2, the settings for group one 1. Ive been using freakin monoboats because I cant get it to work right. (I know to press F3 for hud mouse...

I like to imagine that you are some strange man that lives in a random family's attic that only comes out when they leave. Was it the unsecured WiFi network that drew you to your roost?

I believe Chris Roberts mentioned in this week's ATV that 2.5 was getting out to Evocati "shortly" (at the time of the video) then went on to say that it would likely quickly move to the PTU. That's MY memory of it, but I'm too lazy to find the video and confirm his wording.

I, for one, am always excited when builds get passed from the Avocados to the general PTU because that's when the gag-order lifts and we can start watching streams of the new features in action. I might avoid the streams this time though....I want Grim Hex to be completely foreign to me when I...

Heres how I'm going to experience the Hex for the first time: Don't spawn there. That's anticlimactic. The first time you see it, you should approach from the outside to see its splendor as the creators had wanted. I can't wait to look out the bridge of the Nogas (starfarer) and witness those...

I really want to believe that this exact line is all you ever post on the forums. Around here, that statement will be in context more than anywhere else on the internet. Live the dream

Lies! Everyone knows that America invented GPS and jet-skiis. Uncle Sam: Crushing the competition since 1776. If we haven't beaten you at it yet, then we most likely don't care at all about "it"...Yet. Football? Yeah we got that. Oh, its not the same game that the rest of the world calls...

How dedicated to the industry gameplay do you expect your members to be? Could it be a part time gig for someone that has other main interests?

I'm going to swim out to this island, plant the good ole stars and stripes, then leave some good ole' fashion American piss water (Bud Light)

Oh my god! wh-....what did you do to us?! agh! My scalp is too shiny....You sick bastard.

Cousin! You're here! Welcome aboard the cool-train!

Is this new stuff or just a stitching together of things CIG has released before? Either way, all this is new to me! Looks like the character model they are using for the walkthrough is the old one that they were using forever. That means that the level of detail is going to be even better...

Who else wants to see if they can buy enough lube to squeeze their starfarer into a hidden cave? C'monnn Pirate Cave!

Welcome to TEST! Where the beer is always cold and the tactics are questionable at best!

Welcome to the storied halls of the great TEST Squadron. May your aurora feed the sun!

I was hired by the US government to infiltrate your ranks and conduct a study focused on the combat effectiveness of alcoholics in battle conditions. TEST made it very clear that it was a terrible idea and the project was abandoned almost immediately. To be honest, I just stuck around because...