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I've actually been using the dragonfly paired with a taco-only diet to create a new defensive technique. Smoke screens are nice and all, but they don't work too well in space. Go ahead and try to tell me that pirates would want to pursue you through a cloud of liquid shite....you can't, cuz they...

Well y'all can spend all your time trying to crash into the glowing orb of knowledge. Me? Well I am going to run extensive tests to see what happens when you piss out of an airlock. This project is entirely dependent upon the success of my new Glory-Hole airlock door that I've been designing...

You know what would make me feel like a sucky spaceship pilot? Failing to crash into something as large as the goddamn sun. Challenge (and possible mental breakdown) accepted.

I will basically do whatever is in my own best interest at all times. Sometimes playing nice is in order when the Imps are nearby, but when the cat is away, the mice will be pirating assholes.

I was going to start a stream myself until I realized what all the fancy shit required to run a decent channel cost. Godspeed to you, you glorious bastard!

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TEST is BEST!

Faith. Gotta have that faith. They already demoed that mechanic in their FPS demonstrations quite a while ago. Wouldn't be surprising if it was a pretty standard thing that one could control. I believe CR also spoke of ships having damaged gravity generators and whatnot as a mechanic (albeit in...

Who else is excited to turn the gravity off and do barrel rolls to screw with people in your ship? Like a snowglobe full of assholes....

Oh, don't worry, I have some words for those extremist dickbags: Coward, gullible, brainwashed, unintelligent, misguided, out-of-date, pawn, irrational, unforgivable. (GoatFucker?) Goatfucker.

Aaand, once again, some people continue to make the world a shitty place for everyone else, all because of their particular misinterpretation of a 2000 year old book. When will we evolve beyond all this nonsense?

I really hope this doesn't lead to a whole avalanche of others trying to get their $$ back. Summer is apparently the time folks generally get a tad skeptical of CIG and I'd hate to lose funding over cold feet and loopholes.

Does that mean we wont have to pay taxes anymore? If so, I'm in. All hail Montoya!

Sounds like you are right on track and doing the TEST thing quite correctly. You are welcome to fly my starfarer any day!

I like the idea! Have they said we would be able to move the bengal while its damaged? I'd bet one of the mechanics of the mini-game that is capturing the ship will be that you have to get it repaired and moving before another org can swoop in and take it from you. That means it would need an...

Yeah, thanks for that. I wasn't planning on sleeping ever again anyways.

That demon is an apex predator if I've ever seen one....

Welcome aboard DocProf. Can I call you DocProf? (Cuz I totally just did) May your flights end in glorious disaster and may your insurance premiums go unpaid for all eternity. Cheers