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Oh, you can lay an absolute SMACK DOWN with the starfarer if you use it right. You just pop into cruise mode (Away from your attacker) and boost to full speed. Then you decouple (at velocity) and spin to face your attackers. Your "high" speed will make those pursuing you take longer getting in...

AH hah! Thought you could get away with your clever little infiltration, didn't you? You no-good space alien. Your signature GIF is actually you, isn't it? Is.....is that what Vanduul are going to look like? I, for one, find the dead eyes and polka-dots terrifying.

Our counterintelligence methods worked perfectly. If you hang out with us for long enough, you will be assimilated into the chill. We would attempt to turn you into our double agent, but we are all too busy drinking to give a shit. Cheers

Sssssssspace snakesssssss!

Well, you found the button to post a new thread, so you pass TEST's infamous intelligence-based entry exam. Welcome aboard! Potatoes are only good for Vodka 'round these parts, son.

What in the festering panda-dick did I just watch?

Welcome aboard!

Any time I see those mean bastards near the river, i give them a WIDE berth. Those sombitches are MEAN as fuck.

Since the firegroup customization in my SuperHornet isnt working at the moment, I am mono-boating with 5 badgers. Seems to work pretty well. Especially when you can get in there and take a beating while getting close enough to put some real sustained fire on-target. Hornet=A10 for toughness.

SOMEBODY CALL Benjamin Gates because I think we uncovered the twist ending to National Treasure 3.

This is what happens when a HashTag grows out of control. Let's try #AllLivesMatter for a while, shall we? My heart goes out to everyone effected by this misguided act and to those yet-to-be effected by the inevitable consequences of such an event. Stay strong and level-headed, America. We are...

Some say he spikes their beer with whiskey to keep them docile. What I say to that is: No fair. I want some whiskey too, dammit!

Well it's built by Origin and appears to be from their 600 series.

DiscoLando just posted this teaser to the forum https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6807438/#Comment_6807438 Notice the 42 painted on the side there?

We should name a Javelin the TSS Bear-0-dactyl. Then use this:

I think an awesome concept for a pirate gang would be Vanduul only attack craft. That way, if someone gets away, they'll just think the Duul are out ruining days. Not exactly the most inconspicuous choice for smuggling tho....

Meh I hate that place. All of their food is just dressed up Benny's. Lets go past the OTHER alley and then off to the right to the place on the corner. They let me hide bodies there and never charge me for stir fry! (In all seriousness tho, meeting in a bar for a shady smuggling deal sounds...

Apparently nobody wants to ride my StarFarer taxi. I just wanted to get good at landing and taking things places :( I need Cargo.

I learned from accidentally plowing through about a dozen pirates on my StarFarer. Its only an accident if there aint results :cool: (Horrific self-sacrificing explosions are to be counted as results)