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  1. Han Burgundy

    Let's talk explorers...

    Big windshields only help pilots who know what the hell they are doing, so it shouldn't matter too much in your case ;)
  2. Han Burgundy

    TEST Battle Theme tune

    I mean....this is a one-size fits all battle theme.....CLASSIC!
  3. Han Burgundy

    Theorycrafting the Carrack

    The carrack will be perfect for the feature where you can have your friends control NPCs aboard your ship. If you own a Carrack and want to go out on a super long adventure, just crew up your ship with NPCs and take off into the dark on your own. When you find something that would be fun to...
  4. Han Burgundy

    Regular type dude...

    Welcome to the squadron! Where flying while under the legal limit is unacceptable! (The black and yellow flight suit has the most dick room, fyi)
  5. Han Burgundy

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Ah yes, out to propagate the myth that Sasquatch is real and not just some hairy dude from a nudist colony? Or is it just a coincidence that you always camp so near nudist colonies? Also, nice binoculars.
  6. Han Burgundy

    SAMs happy-hour-GMT+1-daily-work-COFFEE BAR

    Good morning ladies and Gents! Red-bull and kerosene please.
  7. Han Burgundy

    Let's talk explorers...

    One of the main things that gets me jazzed for this game is the possibility of fleeting up and doing some real Team work. I really hope TESTies make a point to play together once the Verse drops. It's part of the reason I got a starfarer. I like to be in a support role and this game really...
  8. Han Burgundy

    Ship Tactics

    I used to to the very same thing with my Connie. Then I got fancy with decoupling, cutting the throttle, then spinning to face my attackers head on as I continue forward.(You can still jump while not facing your direction of inertia, right?). Works quite well in the Starfarer too.....kindof....
  9. Han Burgundy

    One, two Testicals. Testicals one, two.

    Welcome to TEST! Home of psychopathic tendencies and poor self-preservation impulses!
  10. Han Burgundy

    GZ moneyshot

    OH no! Not a nuclear attack!
  11. Han Burgundy

    Hey there!

    Welcome aboard! We have plenty of idiots, but I don't think any of them are savants. Have fun, and crash well my friend
  12. Han Burgundy

    Let's talk explorers...

    Thank you for this video! I had never seen it before and the fact that it isnt a press the jump button then watch the colorful tunnel/loading screen is fantastic. This game just got 250x cooler and more in-depth. I shall now be a jumpoint Nav-mapper in my starferer! Cuz you make it easy on...
  13. Han Burgundy

    Why are ships so hard? (this may be a shitpost)

    Science belongs to no man or nation. It simply has prophets to spread the holy knowledge....
  14. Han Burgundy

    Why are ships so hard? (this may be a shitpost)

    Science IS cool. Source: See? They say it right there in the song. Science rules. Class Dismissed.
  15. Han Burgundy

    Hello

    Welcome aboard! If you are looking to laugh and have a good time, you've found the right place. A place where you will be welcomed with open arms! (unless you are a dick. Dicks get kicked right in the dick.) A place where all disagreements are solved by simply typing "I like Beer". Tis a common...
  16. Han Burgundy

    Sex Survey

    But what is the TESTie times without a few real human testicles? Think about the integrity of our brand! (You're the bossman. I just get paid for my good looks :cool:)
  17. Han Burgundy

    Bare as you Dare....Official Invite

    There. Thread fixed. About your business, gents
  18. Han Burgundy

    [CONCERN]ed for SOTS #18!

    But the more I drink, the more I think I can get away with. I am often horribly mistaken.
  19. Han Burgundy

    SAMs happy-hour-GMT+1-daily-work-COFFEE BAR

    Pelzigen lampe!!!
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