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  1. Han Burgundy

    2.4 is taking a while. Hmm....Planets? Planets. The leaks have been an elaborate ruse. Also...

    2.4 is taking a while. Hmm....Planets? Planets. The leaks have been an elaborate ruse. Also everyone gets a hand-job and $15 to applebees
  2. Han Burgundy

    What's black & white & Red all-over? A mime that got the beating he deserves.

    What's black & white & Red all-over? A mime that got the beating he deserves.
  3. Han Burgundy

    Boop

    Boop
  4. Han Burgundy

    What's black & blue & Red all-over? A mime that got the beating he deserves.

    What's black & blue & Red all-over? A mime that got the beating he deserves.
  5. Han Burgundy

    I would like to put those stupid rumors to rest!

    Hey, I like beer! Where is the Beer?!
  6. Han Burgundy

    SOTS # 16: The [CONCERN] Strikes Back

    So you're saying I need to stop Hot-Boxing in my space helmet? Bollocks! You are nowhere near as handsome as our beloved leader and this betrayal is the final straw! FALSE PROFIT! FLAY THE USURPER!
  7. Han Burgundy

    SOTS # 16: The [CONCERN] Strikes Back

    Each day grows bleaker than the last. The shakes are so bad now that I must use a straw to sip my beloved brew. How am I to know where I stand if I don't know the State of the rest of the squadron?! Am I the only one left? Is everyone else hearing the voices or is it just me? I'm being beckoned...
  8. Han Burgundy

    ADI thinks we control /r/StarCitizen. Cultural Victory?!?!

    Do the folks at ADI have to be Certified before they can go Fu*k themselves?
  9. Han Burgundy

    The Australians don't have a mod!

    "Hello. My name is Randy." - Vihaan Sodhi
  10. Han Burgundy

    The Australians don't have a mod!

    I've got a shitty fake Australian accent and a working knowledge of venomous snakes, so I got this everybody. Pack it up. Situation is handled.
  11. Han Burgundy

    When are you going to do VR?

    I have a Vive coming next month sometime. Started with a DK2 and now I'm excited to see where the tech takes us! (Plus I gotta be stupid with my money BEFORE I have kids, right?)
  12. Han Burgundy

    Ship Nose Art?

    I agree. I will be interested to see how CIG balances accessibility to this feature while soothing the overly-sensitive complainers that want to keep everything to their squeaky clean standards.
  13. Han Burgundy

    Well this is close to home.

    Mother nature can be a moody bitch. Stay safe out there!
  14. Han Burgundy

    This man needs a TEST invite!

    Textbook execution. Someone wake the Montoya. We need this man in our ranks! Mobilize the propaganda arm of our mighty org! (By that, I mean bribe him with free beer. Then never deliver said beer, as is tradition)
  15. Han Burgundy

    From the TEST Archives

    Brilliant!!
  16. Han Burgundy

    Stop Posting Your RP Backstory [gas]

    Pfffshhh why BUY it? Just start peeing on things in the mall until an officer shows up. From there it should be a simple matter of subduing the police officer and confiscating their gear. (In the US: try really hard to not be black or mexican while attempting this, as you will be shot at much...
  17. Han Burgundy

    Stop Posting Your RP Backstory [gas]

    Hey! Shut up! Its festive, goddammit!
  18. Han Burgundy

    Stop Posting Your RP Backstory [gas]

    Do you prefer your sexy nurses bearded? If so, I know a guy.....
  19. Han Burgundy

    Stop Posting Your RP Backstory [gas]

    We can do what we want. We're [CERTIFIED] to do so. Carry on.
  20. Han Burgundy

    {Short Story} The Aimless Expedition (Part 2)

    Domestics only! My Beerfarer is definitely big enough for a party of this magnitude.
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