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  1. Han Burgundy

    What are you going to name your beerFarer?

    I like more of the cause-effect approach. The engines spooling up should sound exactly like a gas station burrito dinging in the microwave.
  2. Han Burgundy

    Bounty Hunting Combat Flightschool

    Admiral Brannigan and I have found a nice little strategy with My SuperHornet and his Sabre. If its a single target (connie or something like that) The Superhornet Orbits and chips away at the shield. The action also holds the target in place for some awesome jousting attacks by the Sabre...
  3. Han Burgundy

    Official Beer of TEST

    Ride that silver bullet into the sun!
  4. Han Burgundy

    Story Time!: My ascension to Captain of the Starfarer Nogas

    I threw some other writing up on my blog for the first time ever. Feels weird. Like letting someone read your diary or something. Anyhoo it's not star citizen related (If I lost you there, thanks for reading my comment this far! Have a good night and drive safe.) but I like it. Its about a...
  5. Han Burgundy

    Story Time!: My ascension to Captain of the Starfarer Nogas

    This was my first attempt at the first person perspective (RP and all). I will probably post more of my 3rd person stuff later on. I normally just write for myself. This is my first time posting anything for others to read, so I'm glad you enjoyed it! Definitely makes me want to write more
  6. Han Burgundy

    TEST has become Ellis Island!

    Separate but equal? If you are too drunk to be understandable, are you auto-tossed into the Irish channel?
  7. Han Burgundy

    Story Time!: My ascension to Captain of the Starfarer Nogas

    Hey everybody. I was basically going insane chomping at the bit while walking through my Starfarer, so I wrote a short story about one. Enjoy! https://storiesbyleland.wordpress.com/2016/03/31/my-ascension-to-captain-of-the-starfarer-nogas/
  8. Han Burgundy

    2.4 Persistence.

    One of the female Faces to choose from BETTER be Danny Trejo in a wig.... ~~Machete~~
  9. Han Burgundy

    Test Kilts???

    Real Testies fly with their Testies (or ladybits) in the wind.
  10. Han Burgundy

    Starfarer priced at $300 now

    I know a lot of folks are looking at the Starfarer for its fuel production and refueling while worrying about how much cash it will net them per unit of time. What IM looking at is dropping all but 2 of the fuel pods for cargo pods (Or go all cargo if I'm going solo because i can fill my fuel...
  11. Han Burgundy

    Do you think we could...

    Sight is overrated. If you're blind to start with, its a whole lot easier to get blind drunk! (HEY-O)
  12. Han Burgundy

    Do you think we could...

    sssssshit. Should'a read the second half of that comment. Uh....Where would one purchase a 55 gallon drum? (Satire. Please don't put me on a list, NSA. By saying that, am I on a list now? Shit.)
  13. Han Burgundy

    Do you think we could...

    I don't have a basement, but you can kill the guy that lives below me. I have 7 fully articulated plans in place for you to choose from. (I like #3, but decapitation is messy)
  14. Han Burgundy

    Org Ship Prefix

    Wow this prefix will work well with my starfarer's name. Ahh I cant wait to get into the black at the helm of my trusty ship: Babies into a volcano
  15. Han Burgundy

    Fights make Friends

    Last night I was on with AdmrialBrannigan and we were cruising for criminal scum around the security post when some tool in a 300 series decides he wants to fight. We started our 2v1 attack on the guy and he was annoying the crap out of us by jousting then zipping WAY away (like super far)...
  16. Han Burgundy

    Starfarer Seating

    We all line up for a Testie last supper. I call Judas!
  17. Han Burgundy

    What are you going to name your beerFarer?

    The HMS Flammable.
  18. Han Burgundy

    Industry Space weed?

    Not all of us can afford the big ass greenhouse ship....that's why I got the grow lights being installed in my weedfarer. Cary all your alcohol in the liquid tanks and grow your ganja in the maintenance tunnels. That, coupled with a sweet-ass sound system and laser show; Welcome to Club Test...
  19. Han Burgundy

    All aboard the Extortion-farer! Toot Toot! ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!!! oh...too late. It went...

    All aboard the Extortion-farer! Toot Toot! ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!!! oh...too late. It went up another hundred....ALL ABOARD!
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