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Official heads up? No, but they would have to be dense to not understand that every single thing they utter on their updates is going to be analyzed in a thousand different angles. A Jim Halpert-y gaze at the camera is all it takes to set the rumor mill on fire. They know full well what their...

Lucky Bastard! I wanted to get one, but if things keep going the way they're going; The massive rectal reconstruction surgery that will be required after getting wallet-raped by CIG to get one wont be covered on my medical insurance. THANKS OBAMA!

Yeah I could understand the bump if i got a parasitic Cutlass to go with my flying bomb. I don't even want to THINK about how they will jerk us around with the Carrack when it gets further down the pipe....

I get that. That was the original price increase to $300. I am totally fine with that and that makes perfect sense. So what would be their justification for increasing it ANOTHER hundred, just because its flight ready? I know they wouldn't add $100 worth of extras in the damn thing between...

So now I hear a rumor that the Starfarer will have ANOTHER $100 jump in price when it becomes flight ready (Totaling $400). I understand the first price bump to match the final size of the ship, but that big of a price leap for flight ready?? This is starting to smell a bit like greed. Hype...

Good ole cocaine. Colombian snow. The Devil's dandruff.

Fun fact: It has been scientifically proven that drunk drivers have a higher critical crash survival rate than sober drivers/passengers. The alcohol slows their reaction and loosens them up so they flow more naturally with the impact, avoiding neck and spinal injuries (oddly enough) So drinking...

Same here. Melted a cutlass for it. Now I just need to figure out how to best outfit it without spending my life in AC....

Haha I can almost guarantee you that already exists in several formats and languages.....

......Whore? I mean, just because something is in space, doesn't mean it needs to be called a SPACE-something. A whore is a whore. In space, it's just a whore in space. *shrug*

Oh yes, of course. I'm from an area that has more rednecks than Hipsters, so the Hipsters that ARE around have to settle for feeling superior with their Starbucks instead of mainstream affordable Dutch Bros...

Drinking isn't for combat effectiveness! Its for combat recklessness! I'm sure you'd kill a lot more enemies if you just crash into more shit. Straight probability, yo.

The same technique is also quite effective at shooing hipsters out of a starbucks....

Taking the ole' microsoft approach eh? "It's a feature." is my favorite IT saying. We say it a lot around the office. Take notes CIG!

Low FPS is good. Gives me time to take sips between shots. (Sips of beer between shots of whiskey that is)

Gonna paint that Starfarer Yellow. GET ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS! HonkHonk!

Any ship that you can get lost in is a proper ship, dammit. Plus can you imagine all the fun FPS action that is going to go down in those halls?!?!

Ah yes...the great St Patrick's day. May the gutters run green with our beer-piss! Huzzah!

Hangover burps into your own helmet while eva must suck...