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I really like the idea of a living document that gives us a nice snapshot of the Org's activities. BUT: Test being Test, we'd definitely need a way to keep the junk data out of circulation. (Or else we would see endless jump points plotted on the sun or nearest space brewery) This could be an...

Oh man, these look too good to pass up on! You're pretty talented! "Han Burgundy" in ACTION NEWS font would be faaaaaaan-tastic. Shiney and chrome. :D

Well its not my fault that wife 2.2 was a complete and utter failure. The firmware update in 2.3 should handle the nagging matrix this time around....

Oh....Well carry on then.

Are you certified to distribute that PSA?!

America, Spain, Belgium, China, Australia.....doesn't matter. In the verse we are all Testies! (Now get your drink on and go crash into something!)

Welcome to TEST!

I'm from Washington state and the vapor I enjoy is definitely herbal in nature. (Oh wait I'm in Washington: so its called Cannabis, marijuana, weed, dope, granny's green medicine, ect) My device is a Volcano vaporizer. Serving up bags of fun all day! Best overpriced thing I ever bought! (@ work...

No need to trade 6 directions of weak "momentum" for a single direction for G forces to be applied. What they REALLY need is this:

You KNOW that the rich bastards with the completionist pack are rocking this damn thing:

Exactly half as much as we require.

I already got my certification signed!

Drink till you can understand it as a sentence in your native tongue, THEN......Approved.

That we can do! Testies are proud of their drinking, but its all in good fun! Don't let us make you feel like an outsider just cuz you don't need booze in your blood to crash into shit.

PERFECT! Certificate approved!

Too Legible. Try again. We are aiming for doctor-level scribblings here. The only thing more effective than a certification program is making one that is convoluted and hard to understand.

Yeah, you gotta put at least two more decimal places on your BAC to become a true TESTie if you completed that many laps without morphing into a ball of fire.

Certification Granted. I have that authority here. I have made it so. From now on, all MS paint submissions must go through me for approval and certification. Rulez make it fun, guys!

HANDalf the white?

Why do you want to know? You a cop? YOU WEARING A WIRE?! I've been burned by Chris Hansen TWICE already. OK ill trust again 25/m/wa You? ASL