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Welcome to TEST. We have a good concentration of Canadians, so folks tend to be nice around here. Grab a cold one and fly wrecklessly!

Welcome to TEST! Now toss back a cold one and make sure to skip looking at any keybindings or other control aids. Just throw your shite at the wall and see what sticks ;) (No, I have no idea what I'm talking about either)

American, Canadian, Australian....doesn't matter. Our ships are all equally as explosive when you fly into stuff. Welcome to TEST!

I trolled their recruiter. Atlas has PRINCIPALS man...they are a REAL organization of REAL military personnel.

Welcome to TEST. The only rule is to be drunker than your co-pilot. Happy flying!

Wait a minute.....TEST isn't supposed to have entry certification? What about the wang-check pictures that I had to submit to Montoya? (Or did I do that on my own initiative? I can never remember)

I've been chomping at the bit for a Starfarer for a while. 2.3 BETTER have the object of my desires OR ELSE (ill be sad)

I don't want to see ANY more of this foolishness. This is TEST, son. Drink your beer dammit! (Or put on your big boy pants and drink whiskey like daddy do) :cool:

Connie tactics 101. When in doubt; Engage ramming speed. :cool:

I don't have an aurora either. But i'm not getting one, and you cant make me! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

Welcome to TEST! May your shenanigans frighten and confuse those around you!

We almost went for the coveted Tactical windscreen splat. It's a very advanced maneuver.

Aw man that was a heck of a time! FREE CANDY IN KOREA!!!! (And foggy memories are the best ones!)

I will be melting my Cutlass to upgrade to the starfarer. My main reason to grab the ship is for its fuel manufacturing abilities. The way i see it, its a built in way to make credits whenever i need them. Plus, if its persistent after logout, it will serve as a handy little Forward operating...

Reminds me of.....

Whiskey inbound!

LIES! 1940 is the year of our lord! That gave him 5 years for an epic training montage first. Much more cinematic that way...

My REVEL & YORK hangar comes fully staffed by the best minimum wage workers in the galaxy. Never really had to tip at all either since I told them I could just have them deported to Vanduul space if they gave me any lip.

Jeeze, the valet service has gotten really shitty lately...

Allright, this one is a bit crude but here goes: What's brown and sticky?