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I have a feeling that "Blackout Detectives" that will retrace your steps after a night of drinking to find where you left your ship will be a solid profession for some Testies when the persistent universe gets a bit more persistent...

Gentlemen, remove your caps and take a sip for the fallen.

.......looks like a banana, yo.

What is up? In space, that word is meaningless. "Sup", on the other hand, is another case entirely...

When someone asks me if I want to fly their Retaliator...

Melting my cutlass to upgrade to a Starfarer. Gotta have that money machine in my fleet! Then i can focus on shifting all my pirate skills/taunts to accomodate my Jolly Connie! "Ahoy land-lubbers! Grab ye ankles and prepare for some missile lovin'!"

Grow your penis TWENTY INCHES with a single $2,000 donation to the church of Scientology! Holy Xenu thats a great deal!

I sense....a disturbance. As if hundreds of $1 bills cried out, but were suddenly silenced......as i shoved them down CIG's throat. CIG is the Chris Brown to my wallet's Rihanna....The Jared Fogel to my wallet's 16 year ol-.....ok look; This is going to make me spend a lot of money. DAAAMN...

You can sign a check over to me. Just put "beer money" in the memo line. Oh, and my best friends call me Cash. :cool:

Well the quick way around that is to drink OTHER beer while yours brews. Then drink THAT beer while the next batch goes in. Infinite beer = No profit because we keep drinking it before we sell it.

+1 for the Slurrfarer!

Never trust a fart in Tijuana....

You are a whole lot less lazy than I am in the morning...I would have just put my crap in one of my neighbor's bins. Then again, I'm a bit of an asshole.

Creative mode hellscape. Lagtastical.

Ever taken a dump so big that you got worried you'd have to pay child support?

I got it back when I got my Rift DK2. I was HOOKED on Elite for quite a while, but i think that was more to do with a fascination of the rift instead of the game itself. Combat got surprisingly boring, and horizons was underwhelming. Thats part of the reason I came to SC. There's a lot to be...

I like that....THE FLYING ZIPPO! The ideal craft for a Testie to pilot if you ask me....

......GrumblegrumbleStarfarerGrumblegrumble.......

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