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  1. Zookajoe

    Star Citizen 3.0 MEGA THREAD! Post your shit in here!

    It has gotten to the point now that I cannot even attempt to Test anything. I log in, leave the EZ Hab, make my way to the Kioske, go to spawn a ship and the game crashes. I can't seem to keep it running for more than 5 minutes. I think I need more beer.
  2. Zookajoe

    Anniversary Sale Mega Thread - Its Done - Hammer & Hawk Available until Dec 11th

    Got me a new shiny Constellation Taurus and a Hull B. Now to see how badly mangled my 'Lancer DUR is going to be, might be CCUing it and upgrading to an Aquila.
  3. Zookajoe

    Apparently the Aurora is a death machine

    I take Umbrage to that. I was adequately intoxicated, I had brought it a plate of home smoked bacon, and promised it the Mustang meant nothing to me, it was just a one time thing. I don't see where I went wrong. Of course, I was blind drunk at the time, so did not see a whole lot of things...
  4. Zookajoe

    Apparently the Aurora is a death machine

    Oh and the Mustang Alpha. I landed, then it would not let me out, or take off. It was like a little, flittering, Hotel California.
  5. Zookajoe

    Im trying to access the 3.0 PTU.

    Beer, massive amounts of beer. It won't solve it, but you won't care. :smile:
  6. Zookajoe

    Apparently the Aurora is a death machine

    Yeah, it was reported by an Avocado already. So not going to duplicate it. CORRECTION: This was not a duplicate problem, so put it in. Also put in the "When trying to open Mobi-glass all interaction with ship ceased". On the upside, I did not crash with the cargo...simply because I did not...
  7. Zookajoe

    Apparently the Aurora is a death machine

    Well, I went back, filed my claim, got my Cutlass (No ladders! Take that structures of death!), went to open the rear ramp....and game crashed. Ya know? I think I got some beer around here someplace...
  8. Zookajoe

    Apparently the Aurora is a death machine

    So, I get my first mission. Fly out there, deal with the pirates (there are always pirates), grab the cargo, go to enter my ship...AND it lops my legs off, and I bleed out in the cold, cold, vacuum of space. To add insult to injury, NOW I have to file a claim to get my ship back. You know...
  9. Zookajoe

    Im trying to access the 3.0 PTU.

    Drat, not sure then. That was what my issue was. Might try looking through here: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/4?page=1&sort=hot It has a plethora of possible fixes. I am sure you have tried there also, but might be something new now? I dunno, I am usually a...
  10. Zookajoe

    Im trying to access the 3.0 PTU.

    I note you don't have the drop down under the Star Citizen Emblem. Did you try deleting out your USER folder in the Public and Test folders of Star Citizen? Just a thought.
  11. Zookajoe

    1, 2, 3 and that's all! - What will it be?

    Prospetor Freelancer DUR Connie
  12. Zookajoe

    Beerfarer?

    I like the way you think!
  13. Zookajoe

    It's been bugging me for a while, but what's the arm on the Pioneer for?

    It is obvious that this is what the arm is for. Because face it, if we have a landing pad, you KNOW there is going to be a mass of Auroras crashed on it.
  14. Zookajoe

    Other People that want to help crew ships

    I know it is perfect right? I mean it already comes with useless docking ports!
  15. Zookajoe

    Other People that want to help crew ships

    Did somebody say...OWL SHIP?
  16. Zookajoe

    So @Blind Owl has made it and sneaked into CIG?

    Aw, I don't hate on the Navy, they are REAL good at aiming at what we told them to hit. :thumbsup: In all seriousness, them Navy pilots were damn accurate.
  17. Zookajoe

    So @Blind Owl has made it and sneaked into CIG?

    I gotta admit, it was the most interesting job I have ever had. I used to work alongside the Targeteers, good group of folks, until they sober up :-)
  18. Zookajoe

    Get off my LAWN

    Did you know that some of those hollow aluminium adjustable canes will fit a size B6-4 Estes rocket motor? Now, include a set of pop out fins, and that joker should have a range of around 300 yards or so (less with an...ahem....payload). Shake my cane at them... Hell, I will LAUNCH it at them...
  19. Zookajoe

    So @Blind Owl has made it and sneaked into CIG?

    Ye gawds and little fishies... I also am guilty of being accused of "Military Intelligence", Air Force style. Referred to as "PI's" - Photographic Intelligence (I refuse to identify as an "I-I" - Imagery Intelligence, sounds too damn Navy).
  20. Zookajoe

    Other People that want to help crew ships

    I would be down with manning a sensors position, as I plan on doing some prospecting/exploring with my Prospector and DUR (Unless they gimp the DUR to hell and back, then just using my Prospector) and more experience is always better. Or so I was told.
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