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  1. Zookajoe

    USAF guys help out

    Oh, and it was not Air Force back then, it was Army Air Corp.
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    Waiting to Inhale....An Old Uncle John Tale

    To be truthful, these things actually happen to me, I just flesh it out a little more...
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    Waiting to Inhale....An Old Uncle John Tale

    Waiting to Inhale (Because somebody asked) When I was a child, macaroni and cheese was a product that combined cooked elbow macaroni, milk, butter and a strange gritty powdered substance that was referred to as a “cheese sauce mix”. The combining of these ingredients resulted in a passable...
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    The Mewling...An Ole Uncle John Tale.

    Now that DOES sound good.
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    The Mewling...An Ole Uncle John Tale.

    Shockingly enough, this sort of thing happens fairly often to me.
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    The Mewling...An Ole Uncle John Tale.

    So, I am out in the field, doing out-in-the-field kinda work, when I decide to drop by a local establishment for some refreshment. The only thing currently near me was a Trader Joe's. So, I bebop on in, and after perusing the drinks section, I choose a nice Chi Tea. On the way out, I note a bag...
  7. Zookajoe

    Hello everyone.

    Welcome to Test! Have a brew! Here is an Aurora, take 'er out for a spin. Don't mind the duct tape, it is only cosmetic really. Now, aim for that space station, I am going to evac right fast...Oh, BTW that "CLUNK" we heard on take off? Yeah, landing gear. Not like you're going to need it...
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    3.0 schedule update 291bugs/tasks

    Is there ANYTHING beer can't fix?
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    B I R D S

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    Safety Third.

    *Waves hand in front of Raither's face* "You meant to say THREE cases". *Notes Raither's confused look* Dammit! Doesn't work in the bar either...
  11. Zookajoe

    Am I doing this right?

    Welcome! Have a beer and a seat! What is the difference between an Orange? A banana, because a motorcycle doesn't have twelve doors. Works better if you are drunk...here...Have a beer and a seat!
  12. Zookajoe

    The 2948 Cutlass Black

    She is a beaut! https://robertsspaceindustries.com/community/citizen-spotlight/9521-Introducing-Drake-Interplanetarys-2948-Cutlass-Black-Brochure
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