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  1. Han Burgundy

    Merchantman fan club theorycrafting pow-wow...

    So I've been doing some thinking on the Banu Merchantman, and I would like to hear your guys and gals' juiciest theorycraftings on it. How do you plan to use it? How do you plan to pay the bills? Who is gonna crew it? What is your ultimate quest, and how will this ship help you on your...
  2. Han Burgundy

    Too new for pirates!

    Welcome aboard! There ARE indeed a crap-ton of keys to memorize. If you have a hard time remembering, or use VR like I do; Voice Attack is your friend. https://voiceattack.com/ Edit: "Look, ma! No hands!"
  3. Han Burgundy

    Am I late for the beers ?

    It's never NOT beer time, because it's always afternoon SOMEWHERE in the world; and we are a global organization. That's how I have been explaining my sudden crippling alcoholism to my fiance, anyways....
  4. Han Burgundy

    Ah, have they begun to rape and pillage your finances? It never ends. Ever. This is your life now.

    Ah, have they begun to rape and pillage your finances? It never ends. Ever. This is your life now.
  5. Han Burgundy

    Hello from Siberia

    Добро пожаловать в эскадрилью! Вы абсолютно сделали правильный выбор.
  6. Han Burgundy

    Now stop crying, finish off that juice box, then go fight some armed criminals, sport!

    Now stop crying, finish off that juice box, then go fight some armed criminals, sport!
  7. Han Burgundy

    Manchester Attack

    Aaaand people continue to be sucky to one another in order to please their SkyFriend...
  8. Han Burgundy

    The kid down the street told me he wanted to be Batman, so I killed his parents. Go git em, lil...

    The kid down the street told me he wanted to be Batman, so I killed his parents. Go git em, lil buddy!
  9. Han Burgundy

    Hi... I'm new around mind if I blow shit up with you?

    When I read the title of this post... I will do it. I will blow shit up with you.
  10. Han Burgundy

    I like my pizza with a fluffy crust, bacon, special sauce, pickles, lettuce....wait. It's...

    I like my pizza with a fluffy crust, bacon, special sauce, pickles, lettuce....wait. It's burgers. I like burgers.
  11. Han Burgundy

    Hull B or Freelancer MAX?

    Have you considered the Constellation Taurus? It has a great deal of cargo space and should be pretty handily up-gradable in the future. It is also within the same $$ ballpark as the Max. I just went from the Max to the Taurus myself recently.
  12. Han Burgundy

    Like a sexual tyrannosaurus

    Like a sexual tyrannosaurus
  13. Han Burgundy

    2017 Timeline Schedule

    It was the perfect day-dream...until friggin Sandi had to wander in in a bacon bikini. It's like; Show some respect for that bacon, woman! Damn millennials...
  14. Han Burgundy

    2017 Timeline Schedule

    Chyeah right! You guyz know this iz just Vapor Ware, right?! You're never gonna see anything becuz Chris Roberts is just sitting in a hot tub of nacho cheese right now....GAHHH! /s
  15. Han Burgundy

    66,000 words of Carrack-y goodness and counting...

    66,000 words of Carrack-y goodness and counting...
  16. Han Burgundy

    Reclaimer vs Carrack?

    Showing your package is step 1. Now you gotta sweet-talk us. Tell me I'm pretty...
  17. Han Burgundy

    Eclipse sale now on through June 2nd

    ....But could it be used for smuggling? Swap the torps out for space-meth?
  18. Han Burgundy

    I've always wondered how effectively one could modify a weed-whacker into a durable zombie...

    I've always wondered how effectively one could modify a weed-whacker into a durable zombie apocalypse weapon...
  19. Han Burgundy

    Reclaimer vs Carrack?

    Yeah, Owl. Show us your package...
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