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But can I scream chinese and hear the melodic voice of Nathan Fillion whisper sweet nothings in my ear? I scream "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE" and hear him say "We’re not going to die. We can’t die, Bendis. And you know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die...

Really? I did not know that.

I've washed my hands of the whole 40/40/40 scam (work 40 hours per week for 40 years and be expected to retire on 40% of what you barely survived on) and am taking up full time trading. Got burned out on my career due to all the backstabbing; I have yet ANOTHER knife sticking out of my back at...

And you SHIVER and get GOOSEBUMPS like it's a cold fucking day! 10 years I've worked in construction, shitting in these things the entire time and it never gets easy. Something nobody has mentioned yet: the sanitary conditions in these "Shulzy's" as we call them can be so horrendous that if you...

I agree with you, it's obvious a power surge is what fried his ethernet. I was referring to the circuitry in MOBO,s GPU's, etc. Static electricity from the lightning is enough to literally fry the circuits on newer hardware. Think about how we need to ground ourselves out when working on our...

Welcome to our dysfunctional family! I'm on board with the Stargate bit and it doesn't matter if you didn't follow the "rules". The only real rule we have here at Test is "don't follow any". Let the ruleception begin. Paradox, anyone?

Yes it's possible. Circuitry these days is so small (literally a few dozen atoms wide) That even the static in the air after the lightning strike could play hell with them. Bummer about your house, glad to hear nobody got hurt. RIP ethernet.

Hate these fucking things on a hot summer day. You cant shit fast enough

This is wrong, Uncle Monty. So, so wrong. Basic understanding (at minimum) of Mechanics, Thermal Physics and Electricity/Magnetism is relevant to my chosen career. I've been doing it for 10 years and I can tell you that despite having learned many of these equations I have never ONCE had a...

Not all Testies are gonna be pirates, obviously. Only a handful are. Test already has kind of a piracy division called TEST PALS -Personal Asset Liberation Squadron. Not sure how we're gonna base yet, the capital ship idea ha been tossed around though.

We talked about this on Discord as well. If you see a Testie Escort you LEAVE IT ALONE . That way you're not risking a political incident inside Test AND word spreads that even Test pirates honor their agreements, thereby making a toll system more feasible because now people will know that when...

I left blockades out because they take a lot of manpower to pull off and I doubt we'll have that much cohesion for the first few months, but blockading a premo asteroid belt and charging a user fee would be lucrative....

I have some [CONCERN]s that when PU drops we will be able to fly, but that's about it. We will have absolutely no idea what we're doing. Normally that's not such a bad thing, HOWEVER I think as pirates we will routinely be outnumbered, outgunned and more than likely outclassed. And probably...

I heard beer!?

If all else fails, move to Plan V. Violent Masturbation.

I'll be there to help you drink, but not sure I'll help you with the transformation process. That sounds like work and this dick ain't gonna jerk itself

One Admiral to rule them all. Wouldn't that be funny? "Move these ships to that spot and kill the thing" "Fuck you, you're not the boss of me" "Petty Officer see me in my office IRL" I have a theory: Montoya is actually Obama, WarrenPeace is actually the Queen of England and SeungRyul is...

I remember reading somewhere, many times in many places, that TEST was supposed to be a somewhat anarchistic organisation that basically gives people a launchpad to do whatever they want. There have been conversations on this topic; that what organisation exists will be very loose and wouldn't...

Burn the witch! We'll cleanse their traitorous, unholy thoughts with FIYA!!!!