The way TESTies fly, won't we probably all be construed as pirates anyway? I mean, if I hit someone and some stuff falls out isn't that considered "abondoned"? That doesn't seem like piracy to me, but it might look that way to them?
Will you lose your powers when you shave your mustache? I am afraid to shave my beard in fear that it will weaken me... especially since it is a super rare "blonde beard".
Don't make fun of my sub-par American education! We might have a bat-shit crazy president next year, so Canada better start apologizing to America *now*. ;-)