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WHO ARE YOU CALLING YELLOW-BLOODER, PENCILE-DICK?! Oh... wait.. Welcome to Test! Where we treat people like people, sheep like sheep, and we sometimes get confused on which is which!

I have the non-tactical (no threaded barrel; fixed sights) version. It's fun, but I'm going to sell it because I don't need it. The USP is a BIG gun, and I have a Glock 19 that is my CC, and .45 ammo is kind of pricey.

Screw the girl. (See what I did there?)

Aww... don’t be shy, big guy. We’ll be gentle with you... at first.

I’m selling the stick and peddles as a package. Start high and move low- you don’t know until you try.

She’ll make an exception for me. They always do.

I like it. The two thumb mini sticks are great, and if you choose to use the software to map functions they become really useful; and with practice, I was able to use the thumb stick on the throttle as a second joystick to contend with the “dual joystick” setups. I’ve always wanted a Warthog...

I’m selling a very clean X-56 and T-Flight rudder peddles. I will put them on eBay in 2 weeks for $300, but I want to see if there are any Testies that want to grab them first. For you, fellow Testies- $200 +shipping. There are minor scratches on the mounts from being mounted in my simpit, and...

I’m going to be in the Ft. Dix area for the entire month of June. Let me know what’s fun, what’s not, and if you want to hang out!

Ill be in Chicago (Darien/ West Loop) all this week. If there are any testies that want to get together, drop me a line.

It’s just a drunk sphere.

No shit, right?! (See what I did there?)

Look... the pilot seat just needs to be a toilet. Everything else is ‘meh-whatever’; but the next time I lose a dogfight because I have to make a Class-I download... Honestly, the original Mustang Beta, with its VW Bus-esqu bed, kitchenette, and cubbords for Big Benny’s was anything I really...

Me too. I always thought it was weird that people would comment on my butt whenever we were talking about joysticks.

“Play at roleplaying”? Is this some sort of replaying-inception? Like- people that are roleplaying, roleplaying? People that are roleplaying, not roleplaying? My head hurts.

Get a bunch of alcohol, cocaine, and unattractive middle aged people, put them in a house in the suburbs, and play a bunch of Sting and George Michaels. Unless “Org” stands for ‘Orginization’- then I don’t know and you’re on your own. I’ll be in the suburbs.

One must always obey the CoC. These? https://www.salomon.com/us/product/eskape.html?article=398325

What commie-ass military issues zippered boots? I’ve tried everything from Converse to Rockey and the fucking Danners are my favorite. I either destroy boots or they destroy my feet- and I’ve never had an issue with the Danners.

You’re not the boss of me.