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I already feel bad for #2.

whilst Montoya's nipples

I figured we needed an update. Remember, Alcoholics Anonymous is for quitters. You're not a quitter, are you?

I think there was some mention of turning a Bengal into a fly-through liquor store, but perhaps acting as a distributor rather than an end retailer might be more profitable? Or heck with the profits - being a beer distributor rather than a retailer will mean that we can buy beer in even larger...

I humbly request that the first liquid planet discovered by TEST be named "Sphere of Beer".

I'm a bit torn myself. I will say that I hope the hot tub water filters are easily replaced.

Don't worry, after TEST has a kegger in Montoya's Phoenix, the word 'sterile' will not occur to anyone viewing the interior.

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I'm thinking we may see some 'combat racing' happening in lawless space. Full contact, weapons hot, first person across the finish line alive wins. Which would really make people think about what ship to use and how to spec it. Do you hope to beat the pack in an M50 with the rear shields...

tl;dr - Connie is an SUV; Phoenix is a Cadillac Escalade. To carry the analogy further... Andromeda: Toyota Land Cruiser Tequila: Land Rover Defender Taurus: Ford Explorer

Especially in Indiana - that's gotta be him.

Montoya grape-feeder

"Special Ed Rancor" is one of the best phrases I've heard - I'll have to use that on some deserving individuals. Welcome!

At least for crewed ships, another player can 'take over' for an NPC immediately, which will be the most useful way to help. Of course, if you're flying in your single seater and get jumped by a Connie, yeah, you'll have to hope that another TESTie will be close enough to jump to your location...

No no no, that's the first place a boarding party or Imperium spais would look - I say we fill the smuggling hold with Xi'an "marital aids" for some hilarity when UEE Customs demands to see what's inside.

Nah, just the contents of his hangar fish tank.

Also known as the largest Aurora showroom in the 'verse.