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Welcome! My Steam backlog is terribly large as well - glad to hear I'm not alone!

Since any Starfarer operated by TEST will undoubtedly be used primarily for transport of intoxicating beverages, I hereby dub them 'alco-haulers'.

Totally true story, other than the last sentence. (Though it actually was a few days ago rather than today. Still, the noise is etched into my memory as though it happened only moments ago.)

Huh, looks kinda like my GS500, if the engine had eaten an entire bottle of Viagra.

X Unfortunately, TEST keeps releasing all their juiciest info immediately, so being a spai is kind of redundant. But I keep hoping to run into a femme fatale double agent to interrogate me, so that's at least a potential job benefit.

Went to the bathroom at work today, and the person in the stall next to me was apparently just finishing up their business, as I hear: wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe A brief respite, and then I hear the toilet paper dispenser rattle a bit as more tissue is...

In looking over ship specs, it was clear to me what the ship's true purpose is. The "liquid foodstuffs" mentioned in the description was a dead giveaway.

Um, a guy who just took a second hit of acid?

True words. After playing BL2 for a while I went back to BL and was amazed at how awesome my guns were in comparison. But BL2 was phenomenal in other respects - Mister Torgue alone was worth the price of admission. "EXPLOSIONS????"

I think this is pretty straightforward.

Obscure? Yes. Funny? Forever.

And even if it is, it would probably go over well with a certain demographic. What that demographic is, though, I'm not entirely sure. If something like that is published, Vapsyvox gets the blame.

[comment removed for making inappropriate remarks concerning the wholesome Sandi Gardiner]

Only after the hazing period, in which you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a herring!!! (sorry, you'll probably have to endure a lot of Monty Python references in TEST) I wonder if having sweet leather jackets in the game with the TEST logo on the back might be possible...