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  1. Designated Drunk

    Happy Persian new year everyone!

    Huh, I've never even heard of Persian New Year before, so I had to go look it up... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nowruz According to Wikipedia, "fire is the symbol of Nowruz", which MAKES IT AWESOME.
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    Got drunk and made a poll

    Much like my other poll, this was pretty much pure nonsense brought on by intoxication.
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    So I herd you liek polls

    In that case, you are probably sane.
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    Writing a light comedy story for SC

    I'm wondering the same thing...
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    19 to go

    What's that fun looking toy over on the right? Looks vaguely 20mm-ish...
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    Dog Fighting Module specs

    Yeah, I'll hold off on upgrading my gaming potato for a while. On the plus side, the longer the game takes to launch, the more affordable the hardware will be.
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    Section13 and their wall of honor.

    Shive? Is this true? You were a Section 13 operative all along?!?!? (Hopefully you told them that there are certain members who would likely act as moles if only they were seduced by a beautiful double agent bearing a striking resemblance to Scarlett Johansson) I guess the time has come to...
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    TEST Squadron Membership Application

    I think TEST desperately needs to tighten up its membership requirements. Case in point: I was allowed to join. This shows incredibly poor screening practices (ignoring for a moment the utter lack of discretion on my part in what org to join). With that in mind, may I humbly submit a rough...
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    Got drunk and made a poll

    Thanks. I decided to join TEST because you guys make me laugh - hopefully I can return the favor once in a while, even if it is simple potty humor. (tee hee - I said 'potty'...)
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    Confession time!

    Never smoked weed myself either. I've never even smoked a cigarette, and I think I've smoked a grand total of 3 cigars in my entire life (they weren't that good). Despite my username, I'm really not a massive drunkard (only semi-drunkard) and stick to beer and fruity mixed drinks. Though I...
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    6 down 10 more to go

    My goodness, I certainly hope so!! Um, I wonder if we're obliquely speaking of the same thing after all. If not, I will be rather embarrassed...
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    Goon game

    Absolutely not! Some of use are spying for LAMP, not the Goons.
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    6 down 10 more to go

    And why is hand/eye coordination needed? I can do that blindfolded...
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    Goon game

    In other words, they're already pretty self-limiting as far as membership goes. Unlike TEST, where I scribbled 'I AM AN IMPERIUM SPAI SENT TO STEAL SECRETZ AND BEER' all over the application form in purple crayon, signed my name with a rubber stamp in the shape of a muskrat, and I was still...
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    Got drunk and made a poll

    In a previous poll, 'Charmin Sensitive' narrowly beat out the 1995 Volkswagon Golf. I wondered if perhaps this specific product variation might have skewed the results over what a standard roll would have rated. So in the interest of science, let us consider the other alternatives. Note the...
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    CSGO

    Got CSGO when it first came out, but I think I have less than an hour of play on it. I always sucked kind of bad at CS and got tired of sitting around waiting for the match to end. I did like the gun games, though - instant respawn, everyone starts with the lowest-tier gun, get the next tier...
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