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  1. Designated Drunk

    Went to PAX East and all I got was this lousy photo

    Holy crap, you son of a [redacted]! Nicely done!
  2. Designated Drunk

    S.S.S. Week 11 - Planetside 2 With SCA and AS-FL! | April 12, 2014

    I found this out the hard way. Despite already having installed the game a few weeks ago (hoping to make a previous SSS but it didn't install in time), by the time it updated yesterday, everyone had pretty much logged off. <sadpanda>
  3. Designated Drunk

    TEST Propaganda Please Ignore.

    Looks like I found the official TEST sobriety check:
  4. Designated Drunk

    O hai.

    Now with more MOLECULES!
  5. Designated Drunk

    Black and Yellow Black and Yellow

    ...in base 3 math.... I mean, SERIOUSLY?!?!?????!?!??!11one 223?!?!?? How is that even _possible_? Didn't you get a buffer overflow by that point? Or didn't you get a visit from a mysterious alien dude (ala The Last Starfighter) who took you on a ride in his shiny silver space DeLorean...
  6. Designated Drunk

    I'm now known on the RSI as: CptFalcon

    So... what's wrong with 'Shive'? Too many syllables? :p
  7. Designated Drunk

    How to protect Montoya and his pimped out Aurora

    How do we tell which Aurora is 'pimped out'? I mean, mine will have so much bling that it has the 'baller' sentence on twelve systems...
  8. Designated Drunk

    Forums Are Under Attack!

    Seems Seung managed to ward off the hamsters. Which is really annoying, because I'm still tilting my laptop to one side to accommodate, and now it's all tilted again. I guess I better go back to drinking.
  9. Designated Drunk

    O hai.

    All my glassware is in the sink, and I don't feel like running to 7-11, so I just taped over the hole in a small flowerpot and used that. Foul Bachelor Frog ain't got shit on me.
  10. Designated Drunk

    Forums Are Under Attack!

    Apparently I missed the first wave of hax, but this tilt/rickroll is one of the most epic April 1st forum hax evar. Seung, you win all the internets today!
  11. Designated Drunk

    O hai.

    I could do 'Official Rum QA Specialist', but be advised that my testing regimen is unapologetically straightforward. If it gets me schnockerd, it passes inspection. However, it seems that a good deal of TEST also adheres to this rigorous protocol. Drink of the moment: Espolón Blanco tequila...
  12. Designated Drunk

    O hai.

    Ohhhhhhh, you just catapulted me right back into the early 80s. It was a ZX Spectrum (even older than the Plus pictured) that caught my fancy at Sears (I think I liked it for easily being able to create colored characters or something). Fortunately mom & dad did their homework on what computer...
  13. Designated Drunk

    TEST Squadron Membership Application

    Thanks - I take pride in my work!
  14. Designated Drunk

    Visual Guides for forum ranks / more ranks?

    I think rank should decrease with posting. So if someone runs their yap all the time, they quickly lose reputation. If this were to be implemented, I should drop all the way to Designated_Dishwasher in no time!
  15. Designated Drunk

    When ramming fails... Weave?

    Oh, that would be superb... "Need a wingman? Join TEST today! Because TESTies always fly in pairs." With a pair of Auroras cruising through space, silhouetted against an oddly shaped nebula that could be construed as being suggestive of something else...
  16. Designated Drunk

    Our first instructional video has been released

    I have to say, the 'behind the scenes' was even better - they were really smashed! McJib has it right - if we can't have beer helmets while on EVA, our repair abilities will be severely limited.
  17. Designated Drunk

    Can we have a wall of honor?

    Nah, we'll just borrow Section 13's wall of honor.
  18. Designated Drunk

    When ramming fails... Weave?

    What I took away from that video is not a specific tactical maneuver, but the importance of having a wingman. In other words... TESTies need to fly in pairs!!! [any suspected double entendres are incidental and not at all intended]
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