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You know, I find it highly amusing to think that a company in the year 2943 might be using a document duplication process that gained popularity in the late 1800s. It would be like touring the engineering department at Ford and seeing technical drawings of the 2015 Mustang done with charcoal on...

I say we hire him and make him TEST Ambassador. I can only imagine the looks on the faces of our enemies when we send in AttilaBro to negotiate their surrender.

TEST Squadron ships are 20% cooler.

Twin drop leg holsters starts looking a little too Lara Croft, I think. Maybe hip holster for a flask, drop leg holster for pistol? Or maybe flask in the drop leg holster, pistol in the hip holster... Or maybe just a bandolier with mini bottles of Capt. Morgan... No, as awesome as that would...

Totally agree with Lienna's post - love me some T&A, but skin isn't everything. Bustier is a solid improvement, though I'd also give her a belt and a Han Solo style drop leg holster (but with a flask or rum bottle in it). To me, the unbuttoned shorts look less 'sexy' and more 'wow, that was a...

Aw yiss.

No no no... that's as bad as Lion Voltron - only 5 pieces. We need something like Vehicle Voltron x100.... Dozens upon dozens (dozens!) of Auroras amassing into a giant swarm to become an enormous space-robot-thing.... All we need is Montoya piloting an Idris, yelling "AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD!"

I'm certain it is not. Seung would never stoop to the level of blatant shilling for a product. Mind you I don't know whether you've really considered the advantages of owning a really fine MadCatz RAT 7. You know, they can really do you wonders.

Whatever TEST's largest capital ship winds up being, it will have to be adorned with a bumper sticker that says "my other ship is an Aurora"

SPAI! SPAI! There's a spai in our midst! Get the comfy chair!

Lode. LODE. Not Load. *cries*

He does sound awesome. He does indeed. geoscion said the very same thing about you! Most remarkable...

'Load' Runner? 'Load', not 'Lode'? A SPAI! He's a SPAI! [runs around in circles with his beloved BOSS C64 joystick and then collapses on the floor, wheezing... "well, if he likes Picard, I guess that's cool"]

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I'm tempted to say 'yes!', but that's only because I didn't pay a cent for it. I think TF2 is an optimal SSS game since it's free, and is therefore a good template to follow. Other free games that rhyme with "Ham-net Fried Glue" might possibly be good SSS games if they didn't have a BLOODY...

Now that's a noble statement. Before now, I never considered ye olde turdcutter in that respect. Upon reflection, the brown starfish is really my most trusted employee. He keepest my nether regions closed when there are womenfolk about. Verily, he does due diligence in times of great...

Only MadDog of note 'round here is Mad Dog 20/20... amirite?

Yes. At least until someone chimes in to say that they bought the game full price and will never actually play it.

Hellz yeah. Watched that in middle school. Don't remember much, other than the end.