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I will unfortunately be at a party that day, but I'll get drunk in your honor!

Want me to stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

I'll probably be migrating back to this one. Will feed her this weekend.

W-------o---------r---------d I've done my part!

What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?

Holy hell, man...are your graphics set to Potato?

I'll try to bring a game or two as well if you all would like.

Looks like @RipVanDan did some reading as well, I just logged on to 33 Likes!

Logged in today dead and saw no beds at all. After an hour or so got a raft up and going with a small hut/bed. Made my way to old base and it's half destroyed. They broke in and stole everything. I made a bed in the base in case anyone wants to spawn there but there isn't much. Couple...

Went to a party and the woman throwing it had never had Everclear before. So she made jello shots and loaded up a slushy with it. She ended up throwing up horribly the whole night and sitting in her shower with cold water on. A guy that showed up drunk and kept drinking ended up trying to...

Last night people got drunk... Two ER visits... I saved a man's life... Sorta, he was almost on fire.

He's still Blind though, right? Right...?

Taco bell strawberry freeze mixed with sour apple schnapps!

I have a sudden urge to eat a salad...

I got a new desk and chair. Desk came in mail and chair should be here next week. Got a Hosas I need to set up once they're built! I'm gonna be riding in style.

Water

No. No you do not.

I liked what you said until selling Carrack. Why get rid of one of the coolest ships there will be for a mini frigate?

Wait, wait, wait. You get to get the chair AND move back in with Parents?! So they'll do the cooking and cleaning and laundry and I'll game all day? What's the point of a wife again?