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  1. Han Burgundy

    The way Star Wars should go

    Also, you're a dork. You can't sue people for being mean on the internet. Why is it that the people always calling everyone else snowflakes are always quickest to cry and try to hide behind the rules when someone pierces their echo chamber? If you want to present your opinion to a public forum...
  2. Han Burgundy

    The way Star Wars should go

    I guess we will see who they tire of first...
  3. Han Burgundy

    The way Star Wars should go

    Did....Did you look at the picture? Because it's not. That's the joke. You feel free to draw your line wherever you want it, choom. Our friend already cracked the can on personal insults, so that particular freight train is already on the tracks and movin'. Choo-Choo. And until he stops...
  4. Han Burgundy

    The way Star Wars should go

    Holy shit. So I dug into Shadow Reaper's online presence and came across a picture of the guy. Can't say I'm surprised in the least...
  5. Han Burgundy

    The way Star Wars should go

    Once again...
  6. Han Burgundy

    The Acolyte

  7. Han Burgundy

    The way Star Wars should go

    I would really like them to do a project that delves into R2D2's lesbian past. Give me a six episode arc on how R2's girlfriend on Naboo (A saucy young Gonk droid) is pushing to move in with her after only three dates. Give me the story of how Mace Windu survived the fall from the window and was...
  8. Han Burgundy

    Polaris is in Erkul

    Remember that the Polaris is supposed to be more of a patrol boat than anything. The big stick it carries around is its torpedoes (Size 9 or otherwise). Turrets onboard are primarily for point-defense and fighter screens, and the rate-of-fire on 4 weapons saturates the sky a lot better than two...
  9. Han Burgundy

    Imperial Scum

  10. Han Burgundy

    Imperial Scum

  11. Han Burgundy

    It is known. . .

    While you FOOLS sit here debating semantics, we have a toxic nuclear site breeding creatures that are well on their way to becoming the downfall of our civilization! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! Source:
  12. Han Burgundy

    It is known. . .

    Oh god. He's on one again. Siri, navigate me to the nearest tall bridge with short railing, please. Quickest route. Thanks.
  13. Han Burgundy

    Which will be your home system?

    Operation Pitchfork!
  14. Han Burgundy

    It is known. . .

    The endpoint of your philosophy:
  15. Han Burgundy

    Which will be your home system?

    I shall call the space between spaces my home. After all, a Merchantman makes for a fine mobile base and a rolling stone shall gather no moss. I can diversify my assets, keeping different materials in different systems to hedge my bets against a single raid being able to bankrupt me. Home, for...
  16. Han Burgundy

    It is known. . .

    "ShadowReaper",(dorky screen name btw. Super HIGH-Speed LOW-Drag. I bet you're a REAL hit with the ladies) The fact that YOUR sources don't jive with ANY OTHER SOURCES does not mean the rest of the world is lying. It means that you are an impressionable goober who has the critical thinking...
  17. Han Burgundy

    It is known. . .

    CHOOOO CHOOOOOOOOO!
  18. Han Burgundy

    It is known. . .

    Of COURSE this guy posts Prager U videos. Jesus H. You are a parody unto yourself.
  19. Han Burgundy

    Don’t EVER say that name!

    I would pay money to watch Michael Keaton take his morning coffee shit, the talented son of a bitch, so you KNOW I'm hitting the midnight release of this one.
  20. Han Burgundy

    Disney fails to have discrimination lawsuit dismissed

    Remember when Lando Calrissian was the only black guy in the galaxy? Is...Is that what folks mean when they want to "Make StarWars Great Again"? Will nobody think of the poor downtrodden whites?!
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