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Why waste your time being so wrong so consistently? Don't you have better things to do? Things like, I dunno...Go play in traffic? Pet a grizzly? Eat some silica packets? The fact of the matter is that the leader of our organization basically told you to shut your ass up, yet here we are. Go...

Can we lock this goddamn thread already? I am getting pretty sick of seeing it on my feed and NOBODY ELSE is adding anything. Topic dead. Go away. Choose a new place to talk Star Wars. We aren't having any of it...

Goddamn kids don't know how to park anymore...

FINALLY my game-loop has Arrived!

What kind of luck have all you Miners out there been having? So far I have had a pretty smooth experience moving from mining to refining to hauling. Am I just being smiled upon by the Gods or is it just mission-based cargo that sucks at actually spawning?

....Well shit. I just wanted to hang out with the space whales and watch my fish tank, man! Good thing I've got a backup elevator in the Large hangar. Poor financial decisions for the win!

Can Confirm; Bass Reeves'll be your huckleberry. I'm waiting on the story of Robert Smalls to be made into a kickass series. Escaped slave turned Union river-pirate and conqueror of countless plantations? Sign me up!

"Ok, I'm done." [Proceeds to post another video]

This....This is why none of us will be running for office. The logs! Think of the LOGS!

Birds aren't real. They're Govt/Alien surveillance devices, obviously. Oh and the US subsidizes corn/corn syrup in an effort to fatten Americans and cement their reliance on an increasingly unaffordable private healthcare system. Oh and weed is illegal because private prisons need unpaid...

There's only one way to fully avoid assholes on the internet, fellas:

It don't take a press release to tell that much. I watched the trailer and that was plenty of proof for me. But you're not wrong, I'm totally just some guy on the internet. There have been movies in the past that I've ended up loving which had dogshit trailers that prevented me from seeing them...

A video game adaptation movie written by people who have never even played A video game, let alone the one the movie is about, failed at the box office? But Kevin Hart! The kids love his one single and only character. He's perfect for Roland because Black! It couldn't be any more perfect!

Oh boo fuckin hoo, you sun-dried hickory-smoked proto-dork of a human being. I got a 2260 on the SATs, and a 98 on the ASVAB and didn't qualify for a single academic scholarship at any state schools because I am white and my parents were firmly middle class. Did I cry about being discriminated...

Sonofabitch. Here we go again everyone... Gay people exist, brown people exist and can speak, and most shocking: Women are people. Like actual human persons with an internal experience and everything. It's pretty neat. But also: I think I am done with reboots. Time to make space for some...