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"Fuck off! We're working on it, assholes! Putting this fucking thing together is more complicated than you foam-mouthed dipshits realize. It will be done when it's done and you will physically have to strangle me to death and seize control of the company over my rotting corpse before I will...

I found a pickel and two cents....

No thanks, I don't need ZuckBot in my VR. They could have cutting-edge matrix tech, and I still wouldn't buy in. #BrandDeath

Beer run rule #24: Keep the Banu Brew tucked away in the smuggler's hold. Not all systems are as cultured and refined as your standard TESTie...

I look forward to the spectacular submissions from "Mrs. Hagsawha"

You know, I'm not sure if its your guy or not, but I got this drunken asshole that follows me around everywhere...standing in front of and hogging all the mirrors in my house and cutting me off when I'm trying to talk. That guy's a real jerk....Welcome to TEST, by the way. If your Husband went...

A: They lied about all of their progress and actually have nothing or B: They ran into a show-stopping hurdle they cannot overcome (Server meshing kaput) so they are playing dumb or C: Chris lost all of the funding in the divorce

Meatbags suffer the fatal flaw of relying on all that wet squishy stuff. Flipping a 46G turn to strafe an opponent isn't really in the cards for Mr. Tom Cruise...

I just want the house that looks like Deep Thought....

Pengu is Love. Pengu is life.

It's like Space Engineers.....but not. I wonder if THEY have the almighty clang

"ThEy nEeD to FiRe SoMe shIp artIstS aNd HiRE mOorE NeTwoRk enGinEErs!!1!!1!"

Wait, there's elevators?! I only ever have a tiny room to walk around in....

*Spits on ground* Nyet. Drake for purist. Three Bucaneers, one Herald, one Cutty-Black, one Cutty-Red, and manymany Dragonfly. Is versitile force, much power for killing with swarm. Missiles expensive, single use. Wasteful. More money for пьянка.

I think the main thing about Americans and their Guns that many Europeans don't understand is the same thing that a lot of Americans fail to understand about it all as well. Sure, guns are nice to have in a robbery, but that is not why we are granted them as a birthright. We have guns to keep...

You see, if I come out of the gate with my 12 gauge roaring, then I miss out on my opportunity to practice my waterboarding and Pipecutter-to-the-knee techniques. Sometimes it can be funner to play with your food a bit, and the Bear Spray will definitely make it a spicy affair I promise I'm not...

+ + Not lethal, but they'll wish they were dead.

It would technically be more akin to "Let the bodies hit the ceiling, the lampshades, stove, ect." Pretty much most things EXCEPT the floor.

It also leaves you with a fun home remodeling project....after the biohazard guys get done scraping the robber off your remaining drywall

For when Charlie is inside the wire...