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Are you shooting porn? That is a porn couch......Is...Is SHE shooting porn (that you know of)?

You just made the best mistake of your life associating with these hooligans. Welcome aboard! 🍻

I'm just hoping they include some alien-y shit like a slime hot tub or something. Gotta have that Xeno-drip.

Greedy cunts gon' greed it up, and they won't stop until it effects the bottom line in the wrong direction.

Shit, I should write one of those...

Easy. Lure them in with a distress beacon on a small DAMAGED ship (with docking collar) saying that you were attacked by NPC pirates and that you have no EVA suit onboard. Offer them a fair reward if they take you aboard and drop you off at the nearest station. When they accept, because you are...

THEY'RE COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!

(Not really a spoiler though. It's a gag, you see. And jolly good fun was had by all, and to all a goodnight...) The Stranger From Meclan is now available on Paperback for all you fine folks who don't care for newfangled e-whatzits and would rather grip a fistfull of dead tree as the action...

Porque no los dos?

Now we shall see if they hand it off to lazy writers who were the producer's cousin's girlfriend's barber to drive it into the ground with STELLAR ideas such as Orcs making modern comedic references, Heroes surviving stupid impossible situations, and fuck it; Gandalf Flossing to Never Gonna Give...

The Scottish were right! PANTS ARE OPPRESSION! My Dick&Balls MUST breathe FREE!

D...Does it punch above its weight class?

FOOL! You fell into our trap! All we have is whiskey and Hawaiian Punch drinking fountains. No nation could shoulder the financial burden of our collective beer consumption....

Nice try, IRS and/or Wife...

Chris has had me training for this for YEARS...

Sold a book in Japan. I guess that means you can call me....MR WORLDWIIIIDE

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"

Exactly! Gotta have international waters to sell your spacedrugs in.

If I were in charge of designing it (Which is a completely pointless thing to say, I know) the BMM would be designed to be able to land on standard pads (Large), which will give your marketplace access to the local NPC population. This will be the main advantage over the Drake monstrosity. The...