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Holy shit! Look at the fidelity of those playing cards!

Read a Star Citizen book, folks! Vote for The Aimless Expedition for next month's book club pick! Do it.

I prefer the Ding-Dong-Dung approach. (Load compacted shit into a potato gun and ring the doorbell for a close-up money shot)

Yeah, rolled up in a thin tissue, I know...Jeeze you're not dealing with an amateur here...

You want to test my number two? Alright....got a postal address?

What's with you hosers and space ships? Welcome aboard!

I am going to vote for myself at #5 (Here's the book if you want to take a look at it) *Available in several e-reader formats fo free. That is Zero dollars and zero cents, folks. Heck of a deal for a bit of that Carrack fix.*

This man has his principles and stands by them.

Does such a state of being even exist??

Can we call it the "Oh shit!" button?

Ill take a crack at it; Dude, can we name the worm Doug? Then we can be all like "Hey, fuck you, Doug! Stop smashing my crops you scaly asshole!".......fuckin doug.

You had me at Meat Toboggan ✔✔ Welcome aboard!

Right HERE 07

I would do TERRIBLE things with this ship....things that would make the pope blush.

Hey thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

I would like to nominate the book that I actually wrote. It is a free Star Citizen novel (Full length) that follows the adventure of a newly formed crew aboard the Carrack cruiser Aimless as they dive into an undiscovered system. They learn quickly that they are not alone amid their quiet new...

The thought of this made my pants a little shorter. I'm in like Flynn. Signed up for security, but I'd race my damn Ursa if ya'll needed another sacrifi-....er...racer.