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I like to spend my Sundays at the church, trying to talk the young nuns out of their dark habits...

Its like staring at a school bus fire. I'm oddly aroused....

You stole my first choice, so I will nominate my second; Let's be the first org with REAL FTL capability!

My desire to get this is exactly like my desire to get AIDs from Natalie Portman On the upside: Sex with Natalie Portman! (M203) But on the downside: AIDs (Literally everything else in the picture)

First one's always free All of the above.

Pssst....Hey kid. Want some Carrack? https://storiesbyleland.blog/2018/06/07/legends-of-the-verse-the-aimless-expedition/ First one's always free...

And the best part is, you don't even have to illegally download it. It's FREEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee The Aimless Expedition

Guns are fun. A well armed town is a polite town...

God, I love Australians.

Meh. Filthy casuals...

I am headed down to your wonderful island nation next week for...uh...research purposes. Welcome to TEST!

You have made a grave mistake.... WELCOME to the Nuthouse!

Any and all complaints are to be submitted in the form of a Molotov cocktail. Written responses will be discarded. Thank you

Someone should lock themselves in the back seat with this fine gentleman and let loose with the rotten flatus of our ancestors, stopping only when his will to live has been extracted from his soul. (PG enough for ya?)

*Snip* #No violent threats please.

A: After buttsex?

Jane, you ignorant slut... I think in the spirit of cooperation, we should set up a Central stash for fellow TESTies to access. We could keep meat and some other essentials in there and share them when needed. Lets coombayah this motherfucker, gents! The guards are the REAL enemy!

The Admiral and I were able to establish a nice little base and have started amassing what we need to take on some of the Military facilities. He also found a super bad-ass katana that I am jealous as fuck of...