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There's a lot of big words in there which I find, quite frankly, equal parts scary and confusing. I'd ask for just a ballpark estimate on the number of Auroras, but big numbers give me indigestion so I think it's sufficient to just say "a lot".

Who knew the Monopoly guy had such a strong lineage.

"Aye, Sunder; aye, my hearties all round; it was an asteroid that dismasted me; an asteroid that brought me to this dead stump I stand on now. Aye, aye! it was that accursed white asteroid that razeed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day!"

You mean night stallion fuel.

Wow, time has not treated Jeremy Clarkson well after Top Gear.

It is your TESTiny. Join us and together we will rule the Galaxy. It is the only way.

"THICK: Preventing uprising one sector at a time. Think safety. Think security. Think THICK."

Looks like he may have to change his name to Good News Baron.

Hopefully this serves to cheer you up:

Honestly, if I could take my bed with me everywhere, I wouldn't get out of it either.

I mean all these threads are well and good, but where's the thread for me to collect my coupon for a free foot massage from any RSI member of my choosing? That's really all I bought into the game for. Well that and for Chris Roberts to personally hold my hand while he protects me from the big...

I agreed with the earlier points, but I stumbled upon this informative post (and the book that was mentioned which I fully intend on reading) adding more detail to Finn's history.

It's about to get real old school in here:

Tortilla's Year in Review: Joined TEST Squadron! Managed to make it through Star Wars: The Force Awakens and hold back a river of nostalgia tears. Tried my first baked squash. Was okay. Switched from coffee to tea which helped me sleep but still looking for a good whisky to mix with it. Hugged...