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  1. Han Burgundy

    Would you CCU an Orion to a Pioneer?

    Sell it and buy an army of Prospectors. Then sell those and use the money for drugs. Sweet sweet space-drugs.
  2. Han Burgundy

    I believe you are thinking of his arch rival, Ross Bobbart.

    I believe you are thinking of his arch rival, Ross Bobbart.
  3. Han Burgundy

    Since I could not make it to Citizencon 2017, Frisbee had an idea...

    That's a face that says; "Another satisfied customer."
  4. Han Burgundy

    A long delema I've had....Any Advice?

    The Hornet will be slower, but can take a hell of a punch while dishing out some impressive punishment itself. The Bucc is fragile, but zippy as hell. So you would have to decide whether you would like to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee or float like a hippo and sting like an angrier...
  5. Han Burgundy

    You think Bob Ross ever had an off-day where he painted bitchy little bushes instead of happy...

    You think Bob Ross ever had an off-day where he painted bitchy little bushes instead of happy little trees?
  6. Han Burgundy

    How Blind Owl starts a campfire

    We can rebuild them, we have the technology.....Better, Thicker, STRONGER!
  7. Han Burgundy

    Mostly solo player with a huge ship - dilemma

    If you use the Endeavor to grow spaceweed (Cosmibis), then all the friends you'll ever need will find YOU. I mean....nobody onboard, including the navigator, will know where the hell you're headed; but it will be a fun ride!
  8. Han Burgundy

    Assassin's Creed Origins

    AC is a half-finished festering corpse brought to zombification only through buying every DLC. Save your hard earned money. Pirate it if anything.
  9. Han Burgundy

    Worst song ive ever heard.

    It's not like I had a choice...I mean the thing was RIGHT under me...
  10. Han Burgundy

    ....Is when we will finally see 3.0

    ....Is when we will finally see 3.0
  11. Han Burgundy

    Feb 12, 2018

    Feb 12, 2018
  12. Han Burgundy

    Movie trivia time.

    "You're fired."
  13. Han Burgundy

    some call me a space zombie

    It will be an honor to serve with you, naked dead guy! May pants never find your frigid asscheeks! Rock out with your Nox out!
  14. Han Burgundy

    Worst song ive ever heard.

    Luckily, I have some VERY graphic flashcards for you...
  15. Han Burgundy

    Worst song ive ever heard.

    How in the shit did NOBODY stop him while he was making this to inform him that he sounds like an ostrich ejaculating?
  16. Han Burgundy

    Is this SQ42 pirate ship?

    Looks like someone mad-maxxed a Sabre...
  17. Han Burgundy

    Should we buy a Pioneer for $850 for the org?

    Idea: Lets ALL buy one, then blot out ALL the suns!
  18. Han Burgundy

    Consolidated Outland Pioneer

    I don't know much, but I DO know that this douche-nugget is about to drop a pretentious new video...
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