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  1. Han Burgundy

    Design Your Own Home

    Ideally, as a home ship and not a primary money-maker: Gotta go with something like a sneakily militarized 890 Jump. All softie on the outside, but with extensive hidden weaponry and a sturdy shield. It would have a fully shielded cargo bay for smuggling and extensive scanners (akin to the...
  2. Han Burgundy

    I fully support and/or endorse this.

    I fully support and/or endorse this.
  3. Han Burgundy

    Test Squadron Fidget spinners?

    Gentlemen, we once again stand at a great precipice where we must ask ourselves; Has science gone too far? Has the arrogance of man forever doomed our species? Like Icarus, have we not strayed too close to the sun? Ventured too close to the dominion of the Gods? Look about the world around you...
  4. Han Burgundy

    Test Squadron Fidget spinners?

    "Testie Spinner" was my WWF finishing move in the late 90's. Use it and face the wrath of Vince McMahon's lawyers.
  5. Han Burgundy

    Technically, weren't most of us? Unless you were born in the woods or something...The difference...

    Technically, weren't most of us? Unless you were born in the woods or something...The difference is that kids today are RAISED in captivity.
  6. Han Burgundy

    Once Star Marine has a "Capture the Idris" mode, I'm going to evaporate out of the lives of my...

    Once Star Marine has a "Capture the Idris" mode, I'm going to evaporate out of the lives of my loved ones...just like daddy did.
  7. Han Burgundy

    Starting at the bottom.

    I definitely plan on doing this once I establish a sizable estate. I am going to start myself off on a frontier planet with an extremely modified and kick-ass pistol and 3000* credits. Maybe I'll help crew a ship and learn a new trade from the bottom up, or perhaps I will stroll onto the bridge...
  8. Han Burgundy

    It just isn't the same since they scrapped lil' wing night....

    It just isn't the same since they scrapped lil' wing night....
  9. Han Burgundy

    Neat fleet building tool (And my Idris crippling Strike Package)

    Most excellent heist! Why steal the cargo FROM the ship, when you can just steal the SHIP itself! How despicable, using someone's good nature and boredom to lure them to doom/failure. I applaud your skulduggery, good sir!
  10. Han Burgundy

    Neat fleet building tool (And my Idris crippling Strike Package)

    Ooh, it would be like theory-craft chess! I like it! Okay, ye scurvy dogs; I'm going to present a commercial shipping flotilla below and You are going to plan your heist. You know the route they are taking, and roughly when they will be where. You have information on the entire makeup of the...
  11. Han Burgundy

    Neat fleet building tool (And my Idris crippling Strike Package)

    The auroras come right after the initial attack. Basically all the initial attack is meant to do is immobilize the target so our shitty Well trained and certified aurora pilots can ram the damn thing without missing.
  12. Han Burgundy

    Neat fleet building tool (And my Idris crippling Strike Package)

    Well said! This is absolutely intended for Null sec space with the idea that it is a highly valuable, yet undiscovered/non-claimed extraction site (AKA a price per kilo that would justify the operation costs). Take TOO big of a force in, and your op will light up like the fourth of july with all...
  13. Han Burgundy

    VirtualAce (Now N_forcer from Aerospace Alliance) Exploiting / Lag Switching Drama Queen

    Welcome aboard, dude. Here at TEST we aim to remember that THIS IS A GODDAMN GAME, and life exists elsewhere. Wanna be a trader today, and a pirate lord next week? Cool. We have swaths of both types of folks here to play with who are actually online (Check our discord when you wanna fly). And...
  14. Han Burgundy

    Neat fleet building tool (And my Idris crippling Strike Package)

    Okay, last one. I promise. I have a problem, I know. THIS is my "Smallest I'd want to go" big-rig mining operation fleet. This is for if you find a nice source of good ore and would like to strip it without breaking the bank. Terrapins are sitting quietly a ways out from the rest of the fleet...
  15. Han Burgundy

    Pink Space Kitteh Gunz

    Haha getting ganked by a pink gun is insult to injury. I like it! I shall get a Pink & Purple Devastator and call her Charlotte.
  16. Han Burgundy

    Neat fleet building tool (And my Idris crippling Strike Package)

    Okay, so the scenario I built in my noggin for this one is a ground assault on a small to mid-sized enemy outpost. This attack assumes the enemy has Anti-Air defenses and minimal air support. Wave 1: Prowler comes in first, undetected, to deploy a forward observation team. Their job will be...
  17. Han Burgundy

    Neat fleet building tool (And my Idris crippling Strike Package)

    Excellent alternate plan! I also felt the need for a Hornet Tracker after looking at my own lineup. I think I shall design a ground assault force now. Gotta think of all the fun ways to use those Eclipses with some Prowlers. FUN! Ooh ooh or a Mining fleet! OR an exploration fleet! Guys, I think...
  18. Han Burgundy

    Neat fleet building tool (And my Idris crippling Strike Package)

    Saw this neat little tool on Reddit and I figured I'd drop it here too. http://fubank.org/ships.aspx# was made by a gentleperson by the name of Jo3blank. Its fun to play around with. I was messing around building different strike packages and whatnot and discovered that I had been at it for an...
  19. Han Burgundy

    Thursday CAN actually be Friday; if you pronounce the word horribly wrong....

    Thursday CAN actually be Friday; if you pronounce the word horribly wrong....
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