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Chyeah right! You guyz know this iz just Vapor Ware, right?! You're never gonna see anything becuz Chris Roberts is just sitting in a hot tub of nacho cheese right now....GAHHH! /s

66,000 words of Carrack-y goodness and counting...

Showing your package is step 1. Now you gotta sweet-talk us. Tell me I'm pretty...

....But could it be used for smuggling? Swap the torps out for space-meth?

I've always wondered how effectively one could modify a weed-whacker into a durable zombie apocalypse weapon...

Yeah, Owl. Show us your package...

If you are TRUELY worried about getting locked in on a ship with the $0 CCUs going away, then lock in the CCU on the ship that you think will be worth the most credits in the in-game market. That way you can sell it (by IT, i mean the BMM) and buy whatever the hell you want as things go live. I...

I like to remove the protective film off of other people's new gadgets. I do it for the raw sexual thrill of wronging another human being...

#HeFrozen, so thaw that som'bitch out! We got $$ to make!

Stop EVERYTHING! I have a great idea for a new Disney movie. Somebody get Walt on the phone!!

Holy crap I just remembered that Bernie Mac died...

Flowing through me is a bit of an understatement when it comes to my colon and bad mexican grub. It would be better categorized as a heavy spackling or severe air-burst payload delivery.

Sacrifice?

CIG needs to release a peripheral control device that is inserted into one's anus that will counteract the G-force effects on your character when it is squeezed. That would build in an incentive for not shitting yourself like I just did while watching this.

In fact...come to think of it; We never see YOU, Beer, in the chat room at the same time as Seung. SEUNG'S ALT ACCOUNT HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED!!! The jig is UP!

Arguing on Reddit grants you pen pals. Neat!