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  1. Han Burgundy

    Take action to defend Net Neutrality! Keep things as they are right now!

    True, HE is a turdgoblin that will ignore this, but flooding his inbox helps make a statement. I have already contacted my representatives several times and will continue to do so. I think this is the kind of issue where I can truly say: ?
  2. Han Burgundy

    Fake your own death then live in a tent under the overpass. That way, EVERY DAY can be the weekend!

    Fake your own death then live in a tent under the overpass. That way, EVERY DAY can be the weekend!
  3. Han Burgundy

    Take action to defend Net Neutrality! Keep things as they are right now!

    If you head off to www.GoFccYourself.com it will take you directly to the page where you can submit a comment to the FCC. Just click "Express" and tell Ajit Pai that you support strong net neutrality rules backed by Title II oversight of ISPs. DO EEEET! Thanks, Jon Oliver. FOR THE INTERNET! FOR...
  4. Han Burgundy

    This is a Testing

    You remind yourself of Kirk, eh? Were you rebooted with a better head of hair as well?
  5. Han Burgundy

    If Test had a Squadron, would you join? [Poll]

    I'm over 6' tall and tip the scales past 200lbs. I'd be a side-show celebrity over there and they would bring me whatever amount of booze I damn well please. (You just have to be entertaining enough to get them to want to see the giant American drunk) And pansy-ass watered down Tojo-brew aint...
  6. Han Burgundy

    Starfarer Convoy

    I'm a writer. I can live in the world of release-day Star Citizen aaaany time I want, through the power of IMAGINATION.
  7. Han Burgundy

    If Test had a Squadron, would you join? [Poll]

    Fixed that FAKE NEWS for you...
  8. Han Burgundy

    If Test had a Squadron, would you join? [Poll]

    Just one? Pussy.
  9. Han Burgundy

    Starfarer Convoy

    I cant wait to stumble across a convoy of Merchantmen in the Verse someday. I'd imagine that they would scoot around in nomadic groups, providing each-other mutual cover. Man, this game is going to be cool.....someday.
  10. Han Burgundy

    Remember, kids: Acknowledgement of "Hump-Day" is not considered consent in the state of California.

    Remember, kids: Acknowledgement of "Hump-Day" is not considered consent in the state of California.
  11. Han Burgundy

    SpaceX... do you work there?

    The amateur move is in assuming I don't already have that info...
  12. Han Burgundy

    A Movie Studio of Your Own

    QUICK: Someone get me a Reliant News Van and a glass of scotch! I have some goddamn news to read!
  13. Han Burgundy

    SpaceX... do you work there?

    Hi, My Name is Elon and I am positively delighted that you are showing interest in a tour of my facility. If you can meet me behind the burger king on 5th and Main, I can give you a tour. NO COPS. They're...uh...they're not allowed in the factory. Look for the van that says "Vinny's Inflatable...
  14. Han Burgundy

    Odie is OBVIOUSLY intended as a tongue-in-cheek reference to the Trans-Canadian Lumber tariffs...

    Odie is OBVIOUSLY intended as a tongue-in-cheek reference to the Trans-Canadian Lumber tariffs of 1971.
  15. Han Burgundy

    Do you think Garfield was an allegory about alcoholism?

    Do you think Garfield was an allegory about alcoholism?
  16. Han Burgundy

    Whiskey makes Han Frisky...

    Whiskey makes Han Frisky...
  17. Han Burgundy

    REVENGE of the fifth, you filthy Nerf herder.

    REVENGE of the fifth, you filthy Nerf herder.
  18. Han Burgundy

    Really? Nobody is going to say it? Alright, I'll do it; May the fourth be with you, ya filthy...

    Really? Nobody is going to say it? Alright, I'll do it; May the fourth be with you, ya filthy animals!
  19. Han Burgundy

    "Cleansing ritual"? Did....did you join a cult? Do you need me to call the FBI?

    "Cleansing ritual"? Did....did you join a cult? Do you need me to call the FBI?
  20. Han Burgundy

    I bet your poops are weird. Poor bastard.

    I bet your poops are weird. Poor bastard.
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