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You did it just fine, sport! Good Job! I'm so proud of you, just for trying!

1: Lawyer up 2: Hit the Gym 3: Delete Facebook

Can our propaganda experts make a gif with those eyes on Chris Roberts? I think it would boost ship sales by 436% Also: Why have we not recreated the last supper with Devs yet? Creepy? Absolutely. Funny? Questionable. Pointless? You bet your ass it is!

I would wince at that if I had any pride or passion in what I do for a living. Can't say I felt the sting. But then again, I went to college to be an Engineer, not an IT guy. Want your printer fixed? Sure, I'll help. But I'd rather program another bar tending robot. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You shut your whore mouth! Chrome eats more ram than....idk....a RAM-hungry son of a bitch, but at least it isnt *shudder* Edge. (If anything was blocking me, it was my work's filters. But I AM the law, so that firewall is more like a fire decorative fence)

Woo! Way to survive another trip AROUND the sun, @Pander. TESTies are supposed to fly INTO it, however. Navigation skills need work, but good job nonetheless! May today be a joyous anniversary of your vaginal escape day!

Hey, it works again! Rejoice! Can confirm. I'd bang that dude if he let me drive his robot.

I wish I could at least see a new concept image for the Freelancer MAX.....getting real itchy staring at the old version in my Hangar

Picture was deleted?

The heat death of the universe will come before half-life 3 does.

The release of 3.0 is postponed by 5 minutes each time someone asks about when its coming out. Let me do the math.....carry the one....Looks like we will get 3.0 in mid-spring 2077

Well you just have to make sure that when you get the spins in-game, you tailor your drink so that your out-game spins go in the opposite direction. (Drink with the opposite hand to achieve this effect)

If I'm drunk myself, will this effect cancel out my blurriness? Maybe I will finally be able to park my beerfarer

said the serial killer about his fine collection of unique leather lamps

I would buy stock in MISC, then go after Drake's manufacturing facilities. (I really hope stocks and shit are things. It will add SO much to the gameplay)

Yeah he's real....a real A-hole. Went to High School with the guy. Terrible human being full of nothing but falsehood and foolry.

Report projection: Lots of all types. Like....more than you'd need.

No. I will not be intimidated into posting. Wait....DAMMIT!

I wouldnt break out the champagne and hand lotion just yet. The piece you are referencing was merely in-verse fiction about a mining corp. While it MAY be a nod to some mechanics that they are currently working on, I doubt they would announce an upcoming release so cryptically. If 3.0 is going...