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If I ever get rich, I'm going to have an entire room dedicated to flipping tables over and breaking shit. Like, I will pay people to constantly keep the room stocked and looking nice, so I get to feel like I ruined something with each visit. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

3.0 has been hiding in the files for all this time....

Oh, great. More folks murdered over someone's imaginary friend in the sky again. Humans and their peculiar (misguided) superstitions suck sometimes.

How tho? As far as I understand it; any new content, including the 3d Models for ships, needs to be downloaded by the patcher and stored on your local machine. They could do stuff like network tweaks from their end without us seeing an update, but anything that will be a physical object in the...

"Chips and dips on the weather deck, don't be late.......CLEAR OUTTA HERE!" -Tommy Lee Jones. Name the movie and be my best friend forever.

A person is smart; People are stupid and impatient. I was speaking more to the general shitstorm that would descend over reddit if 2.6.3 were announced without some significant additions to gameplay. I personally wouldn't mind it if we got some functionality out of it, but there is that camp...

Dropping the Cutty early would necessitate the release of a 2.6.3 update, and that would piss a lot of people off. They'd have to offer more gameplay-related beef along with the new ship to avoid a revolt.

h-hey guys! Did you hear? 3.0 is live right now for subscribers...

Retirement isn't an age, its a state of financial being. Don't let your dreams be dreams: Rob a bank.

:poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down: :poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down: :poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down: Shitpost achieved.

That is me leaving the office while shit is still broken and not working. 4:31 on a Friday? Sounds like Monday's problem.

It's always fun to witness an awakening of wisdom...Whiskey is life, son.

Do they offer custom tailoring? I don't believe that these will work with the angle of my dangle....

#1 reason to be excited for subsumption: I can finally make NPCs feel uncomfortable with my shirtless dancing.