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They're definitely busy at work constructing the foundation tech that will prop up their entire universe. Procedural modularity, procedural item dispersal, Damage shaders and how they will translate effect on that system to the component damage system beneath(Which is its own whole thing)...

Was the game developed by Al Gore? Because it sounds like the game was developed by Al Gore. INCONVENIENT!

My pants aren't quite fitting correctly right now. Is that a normal side effect of this image? If the issue persists for longer than 4 hours, should I call a doctor?

We need to use the next 10 FTC to find out, once and for all, when animal the husbandry mechanic is coming out. I'm gonna breed some pokemon

Don't be silly! Bars have always been banks of a sort. Throughout all of human history, are bars not where individuals go if they're banking on getting laid? (As opposed to a "Dad Joke", this was what I like to call a "Chad Joke" which is a mediocre Jest, built on a shaky premise, that you...

Official prediction: It will be a mobile Banu livestock insemination schooner. (The Canadian equivalent being a drunk uncle Ted on a golf cart with his Velcro gloves)

I googled "How much beer is too much beer?" and my computer responded by printing out a middle finger.

Ooh, look! Another update I'm not gonna play! NaCl

Nope. Quite the opposite, actually. Had a bunch of friends begging me to get into it, but I saw the writing on the wall with all that early announced DLC. After hearing endless bitching about balancing nerfs and other various repetitive elements, I had to see for myself. Breifly got ahold of a...

It will be $69.99 to watch the full trailer. And they have a VERY exciting DLC ($29.99) planned already called "The character creator" where you get to select your character's race and name. THEN, next year, another DLC will come out ($29.99 again) called "Tutorial". THAT is the one that has...

Star Wars + Star Trek + Dr. Who= Ironclad Virginity

Fun Fact: The driver of this truck is actually a TESTie and didn't intend on flipping the vehicle at all in the first place. He simply dropped his can of beer after the first jump and accidentally pinned the accelerator down while reaching for the beverage. TEST: The land of happy accidents

With that setup, you'll NEVER skip leg day.

Hey, where did you get this?! One of those sketch artists drew this for my ex girlfriend at the fair a few years back. He was gentle with her jawline and dental situation here, cuz in real life; Yikes.

Let's not get greedy here...