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Can we make a TEST version of this where they pour beer into his head? Because that would be metaphorically accurate as hell for us.

Happy Birthday, you glorious northern bastard! May your syrup run thick and your brew flow free!

TESTie-Tenders

Well normally I'm an impoverished radish farmer and my fiance is a corrupt local politician who has come to claim her monthly bribe. Wait a minute....on second thought, the whole bit always ends in me giving her $100 and then she goes to the mall without even touching my dirty bits at ALL...

TESTie S.U.D.S. (Rising to the top with all of your shipment needs since 2913) Special Unit Deployment Squad

I hope everyone's birthday is thoroughly average and uneventful. For everybody else: I offer nothing but ill will toward you and your goals.

I didn't know you were into necro too...NICE!

Prospector popping: CONFIRMED for 3.0! Armageddon jokes/references: CONFIRMED for 3.0! Immature comments regarding "Drilling": CONFIRMED for 3.0! Dick-shapes cut into moons: LIKELY for 3.0!

I would assume that for the Medic and Medbay mechanics to be developed, they'd hardly need a bigass hospital ship fleshed out. They already have the cutlass Red for that. Then again, we're all just pissing into the wind here with wild speculation all around anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (You might be onto...

If you are wondering what ship maintenance in Star Citizen will probably be like, give Hellion a try. It feels like Star Citizen: Lite

I agree. But keep in mind, however, that not every department really has a hand in "speeding up" the release of 3.0. The delay is likely due to a few large technical blockers. The people who would be working on rebalancing flight speed and combat aren't wasting any time or taking anything away...

Is Dr. Loathing already taken?

With sufficient skill and ingenuity, anything is possible. The citizens of Troy hardly felt that their city could be destroyed by a wooden horse. If you're a fan of Brad Pitt movies, you'd know they were wrong.

It could be an asset required for SQ42. They have been super tight-lipped about pretty much everything that has anything to do with our long-awaited single player adventure. It appears that the Reclaimer is in that same boat as well. The fact that the reclaimer is mostly done on the OUTSIDE...

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Oh look, another super expensive JPEG. Can I pledge for some actual gameplay mechanics instead?

Sounds like you've never found yourself dying for some fellatio....