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When the first lunar eclipse of the new solstice grows red with the blood of our enemies.....

How did you find that footage of me?! SEE? SEE? I am unmatched at my monotone delivery. You just dug your own lyrical grave, son!

You have NO idea about the can of worms you just opened, friend. You are speaking to the man that SINGLE HANDEDLY defeated Michael J Fox in an Etch-a-Sketch draw-off. And don't get me started on my crushing darts victory over Stevie Wonder. I'm a winner, and winners WIN.

ATTENTION: I am now TEST's Official Minister of Karaoke. That is all.

Best of luck, you gloriously pungent bastard! Basic training will make you (more) fit, so you'll be able to fit more beer in that gut-tank of yours. Do.....do you have to kill a moose with your bare hands to graduate?

Drama is what happens when folks take a vidya game too seriously. The main reason I joined TEST in the fist place is that it wasnt full of LEET SuperSoldierCaptains that would bust my balls for not "training". The only training I need to do is with my drinking hand :construction_worker:

I hope 3.0 drops before I can actually buy my own real space ship...(Who am I kidding? Ill never be able to afford one)

I will reserve my excitement for when it hits the open PTU. Their extended radio silence on SM does not bode well so far, but lately I've been a Glass-Half-Empty kind of Citizen. I think the fact that 3.0 is SO big has eclipsed any hype I can muster for 2.6 I am also concerned about the new...

Here's how I imagine the use of the prowler to be: You and your friends pull up to a wrecked and floating Reclaimer in your Polaris. You were brought there by a distress beacon that promised a hefty reward for recovery. After a minute or so of trying to hail the crew and scanning the area for...

Spectrum sounds like an excellent interface for staying connected to your org and your character when away from your PC. Imagine a world where you can sort and organize your cargo assets while taking a shit! It may very well replace reddit as my defecation time distraction. That way, I can shit...

You know what? Screw it. You're right. It's time to be brave. From now on I would like to self-identify as an attack helicopter. It feels great to finally be viewed from the outside the same I have always felt on the inside.

OKAY! Fine. I admit it. I'm actually just three children in a trench coat. Feels good to get that off our chests. In all seriousness: I find your experiment intriguing and, to be honest, I've always wondered about that myself. I hope that someday we get to the point where the (mostly virgin)...

Different folks, different strokes. I use VoiceAttack mainly when I'm playing SC in the vive (Huge virtual screen, not true VR) but I cant find shit on my keyboard with that headset on. There's also something to be said for immersion in giving your "ship's AI" commands. Thats how it feels to me...

While playing through SQ42, we must all keep our eyes peeled for it to say "Squardon" somewhere. That will be TESTs cultural victory.

Hey I do that to my girlfriend all the time...

I found Rashes on Uranus. You should really see a doctor....

My heart has been broken too many times by the phrase "Coming soon"......Dear sweet, infant, little baby Jesus; Deliver me from my addiction and save me from my ever-rising expectations and cynicism revolving around CIG.

Squadron, BEST squardon.

.....I'm an IT guy.

Welcome to the resistance. (What are we resisting, you ask? Sobriety.)