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  1. Han Burgundy

    You can't take the sky from me

    You can blame me, personally, if they do not have the hat in-game by 3.0
  2. Han Burgundy

    You can't take the sky from me

    CIG is staffed by space-nerds like ourselves. This all but guarantees a Jayne hat. I have faith.
  3. Han Burgundy

    You can't take the sky from me

    I agree with your agreement. Dream sequence came to mind because that always seems to be the standard "No, fuck that. That didn't happen. HERES what actually happened:" trope. Joss.....please. Don't worry. We will. Just gotta find you that hat in-game.
  4. Han Burgundy

    Trying my first stream tonight at 10pm (PDT)! Come for the theorycrafting and shenanigans, then...

    Trying my first stream tonight at 10pm (PDT)! Come for the theorycrafting and shenanigans, then leave because my celebrity impressions suck.
  5. Han Burgundy

    RSI Ship Vote #3 - Bomber of the Year (Retaliator Vs. Gladiator)

    The Aurora is the Bomb, not a bomber (Though, technically, it is delivering ordinance to the target. So, nevermind. Carry on) Aurora bomber --> best bomber
  6. Han Burgundy

    You can't take the sky from me

    OK, so here's what needs to happen: The events in the movie Serenity were a dream sequence! Then Netflix can kidnap the president to get rights to the show so they can put the best damn crew in the universe back on my television. Ready? Aaaand GO!
  7. Han Burgundy

    I dont smell LIKE old people, I just SMELL them. The scent of death is titillating....

    I dont smell LIKE old people, I just SMELL them. The scent of death is titillating....
  8. Han Burgundy

    You can't take the sky from me

    You're just jealous of my luscious curves...
  9. Han Burgundy

    Oh God its a new member...

    Welcome to TEST! Now get out there and blow some shit up!
  10. Han Burgundy

    You can't take the sky from me

    What makes you think I'm assuming the role of Captain Reynolds? Companions get...like...ALL the laid....ness.
  11. Han Burgundy

    You can't take the sky from me

    Ill call you whatever you want me to, sailor, as long as you man the shields and keep my engines running. I will be staying in the hooker suite....I mean scout ship. Stay out of there. That's for my ME time.
  12. Han Burgundy

    You can't take the sky from me

    The Carrack had BETTER come with plastic dinosaurs in the cockpit.....
  13. Han Burgundy

    Which Looks Better [Poll]

    I narrate everything I do Ala-Attenborough....that's why I mute myself.o_O (It has destroyed my sex life, but blind chicks seem pretty into it...)
  14. Han Burgundy

    Theorycrafting the Carrack

    I figured it would be the Cat...buuuut I am too reckless with my fragile heard. CARRACK HANGAR READY CONFIRMED FOR 2.6. There is no other possible explanation.
  15. Han Burgundy

    Horrible ways to die in space...

    Just because we are space-faring in SC, doesn't make dying randomly of an aneurysm any less scary...
  16. Han Burgundy

    So, the rumors are saying....

    Maybe this is one of those awkward situations where someone asks you if you got your invite to Billy's birthday party yet, but Billy's mom doesn't like your mom and wouldn't let her son invite you. (Does this sound incredibly specific? Good. Because it is. Fuck you, Billy. You didn't fight for...
  17. Han Burgundy

    Super Hornet or Freelancer?

    Freelancer is love. Freelancer is life.
  18. Han Burgundy

    So, the rumors are saying....

    People don't think it be like it is.....but it do.
  19. Han Burgundy

    Space....So hot right now...Space

    Welcome aboard! Grab a brew and get crashing!
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