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  1. Han Burgundy

    Scanning and Active Scan

    I feel like this video is a great way to tell the star citizen community to calm their tits about the whole golf-swing thing. Its just a roughed in mechanic designed to test the functionality of their scanner tech. I also liked how the differences between scan-types were explained. The whole...
  2. Han Burgundy

    Speed May Kill, but Glory is Forever

    Welcome to the madness! Now get your beverage hand ready for heavy use!
  3. Han Burgundy

    REALLY hoping that 2.6 has AI baddies on foot for us to shoot at.....

    REALLY hoping that 2.6 has AI baddies on foot for us to shoot at.....
  4. Han Burgundy

    Drinking rum before noon makes you PIRATE, not an ALCOHOLIC!

    Welcome to the loony bin! Let inebriation be your guide.....
  5. Han Burgundy

    The Testie Times [September Edition]

    Damn! Bomb job putting this together, everyone! Looks freakin awesome!
  6. Han Burgundy

    Hey My Testies :D

    Welcome to TEST! Now grab a brew and join a crew! (Hop on our discord when you play to find TESTies to fly with)
  7. Han Burgundy

    Dont post much but this is just for fun..Im voting Montoya for president

    Bill Nye and his running mate Neil deGrasse Tyson can win the write-in if we believe hard enough!
  8. Han Burgundy

    Little Murderer (aka SS Javelin) is on the way!!!

    Congrats on that illustrious beard! Oh...right. Good work with the kid thing too.
  9. Han Burgundy

    Elon Musk wants to send you to Mars.

    If we gave up after every mishap, we never would have made boot prints on the moon. I believe that, while Musk and SpaceX certainly have the knowhow to do it, their time-table is a little over-ambitious. Then again, I am used to following NASA funded missions that have miles more red tape to cut...
  10. Han Burgundy

    Theorycrafting a Simple Bording

    Perhaps THIS could be a utilization for the tractor device? Match speed and use the beam to stabilize the enemy ship for easier unloading? I imagine that there will be SOME kind of mechanic to work around this. (Even if they make every ship have "emergency gyros" that stabilize a ship's tumble...
  11. Han Burgundy

    current ship speeds

    I foresee a few balancing passes once they open up the sandbox a bit and get more data on how we, the players, intend to use the ships. What I'm excited for is eventually (if I understand correctly) being able to fiddle with our components to squeeze a few more precious m/s out of the drives...
  12. Han Burgundy

    Theorycrafting a Simple Bording

    Fair enough. I suppose if the big man upstairs says it wont work like that, then it don't work like that. That still leaves the question, then, of how you board a ship that became disabled while in motion. I suppose that, in space, it's all relative. Matching speed will feel (from the FPS...
  13. Han Burgundy

    Are....are you one of those older women that the internet keeps saying are in my area? Because...

    Are....are you one of those older women that the internet keeps saying are in my area? Because that is almost always the first thing they say to me....
  14. Han Burgundy

    The enemy's gate is down.

    The enemy's gate is down.
  15. Han Burgundy

    I'm always worried about offending cultures that I don't understand. What if the smoke signals...

    I'm always worried about offending cultures that I don't understand. What if the smoke signals coming off my camp fire are anti semitic?
  16. Han Burgundy

    Theorycrafting a Simple Bording

    This is the main thing that got me wondering. Classic logic would demand that the "Anchor" ship have more mass than the victim's does. If underweight, perhaps one could kick in exceptionally large amounts of reverse thrust to counteract the Anchor ship's inferior mass? That would make for an...
  17. Han Burgundy

    Theorycrafting a Simple Bording

    The main mechanic of boarding that I have always been curious about is momentum. After you kill the target ship's drives, do you then match speed and disable your inertial dampeners to EVA over, or does every good pirate crew have some sort of Tractor beam type mount on their booty-hauler ship...
  18. Han Burgundy

    A regular day…

    Excellent story of a TESTie in action! If I had a nickel for every accidental missile launch....I'd have $4.15.
  19. Han Burgundy

    You're on a list somewhere now, BTW. Welcome to the club!

    You're on a list somewhere now, BTW. Welcome to the club!
  20. Han Burgundy

    Terminator 3 was the best in the franchise because it had the guts to be the first to tackle the...

    Terminator 3 was the best in the franchise because it had the guts to be the first to tackle the stigma around robotic boobs.
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