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Chewbaxter died for your sins. (Jack Black kicked him off a bridge)

All the talk about high costs is starting to make me hesitate to apply that carrack upgrade....I just wanted a big-ass ship to hang my hat, but maybe I'd end up a space-hobo if I tried to call the Carrack home. Decisions decisions...

AAAALLLLPPHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! That's super annoying when that happens.

I was the accident.

Holy crap! You guys won even though I could never connect?! Bravo good sirs! I'm really sad I missed it. I have never been one for PVP but the match that I did get to fight in was a blast! Maybe I need to do AC more....

(And soon, my friend, that beerfarer will transform into a Carrack to aid me on my quest to discover the perfect cheese)

NOBODY Prints the imus anymore....nobody. Not since the accident, anyways.

Everyone knows that the Idris P is exclusively for Pasta, and modding it to accept deli meats is a long shot (Obviously i don't need to explain why). What the dealership WONT tell you, is you'd better have a starfarer too to haul around all that Marinara sauce you'll need with all that...

Welcome to TEST! We are glad to have ya! Generally we all hop on our discord channel when we want to jump in and play, so that way we can find groups to join up on. (Plus voice comms are a game changer for multicrew) Glad to have another team player aboard and Ill see you out in the black!

If this is your approach, you will be required to purchase an Idris and run a Deli out of it. (The Ham torpedo will be a SMASH hit, especially if they are delivered using my patented Sandwich-delivery railgun system.)

No tuna, Crust.

Crust, No tuna.

Welcome to TEST! And don't be ridiculous, you want to be married to that?!; The obvious choice is Fuck Bill, then marry him, then we can kill Hillary together (aaaand I'm on a watchlist now)

This is EXACTLY why TEST events never offer valet parking.

JIMI! Welcome aboard buddy!

I'm just hoping for nipple-mounted machine guns ala Austin Powers...

I dont know what ya'll are talking about with these dinky CAS ships. Gotta do it like Uncle Sam did in 'Nam and blanket the area with fuel pods dropped from a starfarer. I LOVE the smell of napalm in the morning!

Good point. Allow me to rephrase my associate's statement: OH GOD PLEASE S HAVE ILLEGAL DROIDS

Ah yes! The mermaid episode where Fry learns the horrors of mer-sex. Thats a good one