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Alright, Operation Turkey Spray is a go!

We can't protect it until we own it! First comes the kamikaze Auroras. Then comes the "what do we do now" stage.

Fair point, fair point. Let's compromise and say Operation Aurora Aeigs!

Okay, how's this sound: we bombard the bridge window of a Bengal with freeze-dried turkey-bombs until either a.) the window breaks and the bridge is exposed to the vacuum of space, or b.) the window gets covered in turkey guts, thus blinding them and leaving them vulnerable to a kamikaze Aurora...

How about Aurora Aegis? It's not really an operation, and calling it an aegis instead of a shield can make us feel more intelligent and eloquent.

Oh, good idea. That way the turkeys can be used both in-atmosphere and in space! Nothing quite like a couple bombs strapped to a freeze-dried turkey hitting your cockpit window at speed.

BRILLIANT! You have one hell of a tactical mind, Ensign Wardak.

Or we utilize them as our own slaves, so we can grow more turkeys (a.k.a bombs)!

I told you to get a docking collar with a diameter larger than 0.3 inches.

Now recruiting for Operation Turkeydrop!

HOLY SHIT... biological warfare. You, Magnumag, should apply for our Chief Weapons Inventor position.

Forward! Onwards, brave Aurora pilots!

Wingwalking! We'll put on airshows whilst dropping handing out free turkeys!

I don't need to keep it up, it's always up! Wait...

Ok Wardak, you be the gunner and radar operator, I'll be the pilot. We'll go drop some turkeys on people. Mag can be our sponsor!

Another one for the Operation AllYourBengalAreBelongToUs! Welcome!

Ooh, ooh, I'll be Wash! I'm a super skilled pilot, trust me.

Holy shit Wardak nice response time. Welcome aboard, Mag! Any plans on obtaining a Gladiator?

Oh god I don't know the context and I don't care. That was hilarious.

Hm, fair point. No arguing about Sweden though, I'd love to visit some time. They're doing great things for Dota 2.