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Yet another strategy to employ. This reminds me of Loteus' "turkey drop" strat, involving strapping a chaingun to a turkey and dropping it from a very great height so that it can take out all the hawks on the way down. I vote we take a bunch of Auroras, replace the...

"Making grown men cry since 2013" should be TEST's motto. Don't have to specify why they're crying, though. That's part of the mystery.

More Swedish people? THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

Having a Bengal makes you cool, but you can be cool before you own a Bengal by being the kamikaze Aurora pilot who crashes into the bridge to let his corp-mates capture it. Hear that, kids? You can be cool too!

But we were always cool. Are always cool. Will be always cool. Always. Edit: if you say "always" a lot, it gets really weird. Always always always always. What a weird word. Has it always been in the English language? Always always always.

Oh shit, that's true. Maybe we'll actually have a chance of holding the Bengal we steal appropriate!

Welcome dude! Have you ever tried playing EVE Online? Sounds like it could be up your alley. I don't suppose you read scifi books as well?

So I'm trying to learn to use GIMP in order to contribute to the glorious propaganda machine. However, I'm finding it extremely hard to find models to use (pics of Auroras, rabbits, etc.). Could someone who isn't totally inept at photo alteration create a depository or something for people who...

Ah, the ultimate philosophical question: how many suicidal Aurora pilots does it take to capture a Bengal?

There is no need to be upset. - Imgur

Ok cool, sounds good. Didn't mean to rustle jimmies or anything.

Howdy, fellow potatoes suicidal masochists TESTies- In case you haven't seen it, there was a post today on the Redd Faction (of which we are a member organization) subreddit, which outlined someone's ideas for the structure of Redd Faction. [ ']Redd Faction: a series of simple charts on my idea...

PANIC! Yeah but it keeps saying "TEST Corps - Error A server error occurred. Please try again later." Just a heads up.

That much was definitely a joke. But being able to interrupt communications between ships seems like it would be both reasonable and awesome.

You know that sounds suspiciously like cult rhetoric...

Holy shit you mentioned Stargate, turns out Battlestar Galactica was filmed in Vancouver (primarily)! Jeeeez. I wonder if there's a museum. We should get some programming types to work out a way to hack the audio systems of our targets to broadcast directly inside their ships. Psychological...

Artemis is the one where you and a bunch of other people each take a role (navigation, gunnery, engineering, etc.) and are governed by a captain, right? It's a literal spaceship bridge simulator, like acting out Star Trek or similar.

Sweden! What part? I've been meaning to send pizza to the GD Studio around Stockholm but have no idea how pizza delivery in Sweden works. Also, I agree with Monty: the Faroe Islands look stunning!

Another Dota 2 bro! Quick, ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give DIRETIDE!

Vancouver is like Seattle except colder and less Valve, right? I approve of the Wagner. Maybe we can have a sub-fleet called "The Valkyries" who do nothing but sit behind asteroids all day so that when miners come along they can rise up from behind them blasting the stereo through space via...