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If it aint broke, dont fix it. Especially if you had a 6 pack of beer before fixing it.

Wait, you actually paid in money?! I paid in beer. . . DAMN IT I WANT MY BEER BACK, go piss it out and distill it, I'm sure its worth something after fermenting in your kidneys for 6 years.

As a long time backer I agree. These recent moves by CIG makes me hesitant to recommend it to any friends or potential players. This feels almost like a crack in the foundation of what we (the players/backers) and Chris made back when the game was first pitched and funded, and even all the way...

I almost feel like i've seen that back end before. I never forget an ass that I like. Just cant put my finger on it. . . .?

I'll never look at dinner the same way.

Oh were definitely unsuccessful here, its kinda a pre-requisite qualification in order to join. So you'll fit right in. Sorry to hear about the sand castle, I know the feeling, maybe we can go make a new one on Daymar and compare stories over beers sometime. Welcome aboard.

Your Face meta dez nuts! Sorry, could resist.

The ones you can afford without the wife hitting you with a frying pan or divorcing you. EDIT: I would also like to add the ones you can pilot while drinking, because thats a requirement of being a TEST pilot.

Don't worry, we at TEST sqdn will make some idris wrecks, and jav wrecks, and other wrecks. Lots and lots of wrecks. There will be a garden of aurora's, and over yonder, a bushel of mustangs, enough to blot out the sun. It will be glorious.

WOOT WOOT! All aboard the retirement train, full speed ahead. Next stop, old 'n busted on the VA claim.

It's sad that these majestic birds will live out their entire lives without being able to see the wonders of the fully released 'verse. I hope none of them are PREY-TORIAN level!

I'll see your 4.25 and RAISE you .25 AND a case of "Olde Hickory The Event Horizon", I base this solely on circumstantial guessing, hearsay, and the deep desire to just be difficult in any situation because I can. . . MERICA! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a very important article to write in...

I WANA BEE APART OF IT, NEW STORK NEW STORK!

Alas, poor Betty . . . I knew her Montoya. A lass of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. She hath born the worlds troubles on her back a thousand times. <sigh> Now get you to our lords chamber, and tell him, "how can an ace be one AND eleven", to this favour he must come; Make him laugh at...

Welcome "Florida Man". We expect great meme's from you in the future and all the shenanigan's that will come from it. Make sure you pet the Gator as you board this party bus to hell and start chugging smoltz, first one to black out wins.

Didnt Marilyn Manson have a rib removed so he could pull off this trick?

I blinked, is the dumpster still burning?

As long as the beer is free your welcome to party on my Aurora anytime.

Buy this man a beer for finding innovative ways to get free armor in the Org colors!

Im not sure how I'll squeeze into my Aurora pilot seat without breaking a bone or dying, but I'll try it anyway!