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A new concept ship for us to buy.

Yeeeesss. Meat for the grinder, I mean lead pilot for our high speed air to ground exploration corpse . . . Cooooorps I mean (the e is silent).

oh, welcome aboard and stuff. Beer?

WHERES THE AURORA?!?!

At first I was disgusted, then horrified, and finally repulsed by what I saw in the toilet. Then I read your post and realized I was being too hard on the toilet and felt ashamed, so I ate some spicy burritos with extra hot sauce and apologized the best way I knew. First round of beers are on...

Don’t worry, we’ll cure you of that optimism

hello, did you bring the required sacrificial beer as an offering to the might of our glorious leader? If not, we also will except beer nuts as a substitute.

So I hear theres a party going on in here. I mean, that usually happens when someone shouts "Nothing to see here, just ignore the loud music, drunken debauchery, and disco lights behind me." At least thats what I hear, and if there is no party then what is this, a bunch of people just talking...

Commitment to an insane asylum maybe. They dont know what their getting themselves into by hitching their horse to the glorious leader. The endless demands for alcohol, the beatings until /his/ moral improves, and the constant mind numbing rubber stamping of his requisitions for more ink for the...

Great, I got rich in the game due to a bug. Now theres no challenge, no adversity to overcome, no time invested into accomplishing a goal, its frickin 0 to hero instant gratification. What I wana know is WHERES MY GODDAMN PARTICIPATION TROPHY!?

Looks like they plugged that bug. Just got sent to Klescher and slapped with a tresspassing crimestat.

All I heard was "Steal teenagers broke ass car and sell for scrap in order to feed my gaming addiction." Next, push grandma down stairs for insurance claim, daddy needs a new CPU to go with that GPU.

This clearly demonstrates that CR has not affiliated himself with us, otherwise we would have more drinking games at the bars in SC.

Thats what I like to call "Pre-Salvaging"

Wheres the beer?!

I salute your bravery and believe we have a perfect place for you in our meatshield platoon. It comes with wonderful benefits like all the beer you can drink on the job. The only thing you have to do is show up and stand shoulder to shoulder with your fellow bullet sponges and laugh in the face...

Don't worry, over half of us will understand your jokes and the other half will laugh because they're a bunch of drunks and everyone else is laughing too. Speaking of which, the nuggets get the first round on them. BEER FOR EVERYONE!

Im going to jump on the @Blind Owl band wagon cause why not! Though Im not sure how many @Blind Owl *pings* I can extract from one paragraph, its sttill fun to @Blind Owl as much as I can. I just hope @Blind Owl doesnt hunt me down in my sleep and pounce on me, doing ungodly who knows what. He...

What irks me is that it's based solely upon the monthly email that CIG sends out and redit reactions of "outrage". Yea, that's real hard reporting right there. What about the procedurally driven river tech that follows the terrain, the voxel deformation of the ground, or the new refueling...

Found this amusing tidbit on PC gamer about bedsheets deformation. What about the "Bed making" game play I need for my immersive experience damn it! https://www.pcgamer.com/star-citizen-is-doing-bedsheet-deformation-physics-now-because-of-course-it-is/