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As you were then recruit. The next time I catch you doing your little teapot impersonation I want to see some real feeling in it.

You got wonky wrists recruit? Did you never learn the correct way to salute, is that it? No? Then why the hell is your hand pointing the wrong damn way? I sure hope to hell its because you are well over the TEST regulation minimum alcohol limit.

I need dis.

30 responses, you realise that there are 2k main members and 3.9k affiliates of TEST right? You have 1.5% of TEST main members represented with your current data.

I got one the first time, it's my only ship other than my original Aurora. Can't wait to see the new stuff but if they've fucked er up, I wont be happy. I'm already dubious about the gantry thing in the back that requires an EVA just to operate the refueling boom and the increase in crew size.

All of these are pretty pointless at the moment, your data will be extremely incomplete. Wait till org 2.0 hits and we will have some definitive numbers.

Your inability to follow basic instructions shows great promise, its just what we look for, but we can't let you in until you tell us: Picard or Kirk?

Awesome, my failed attempts to Jool can now be appropriately adorned with the mighty symbol of test. Thanks!

This healed my wobbly hedgehog syndrome. Praise be to our glorious leader.

"Oh yeah, she got a bit banged up, but we recovered her and rebuilt everything aft of the armored bow plate and now she's as good as new."

This is the most German intro yet. Short and to the point, superfluous questions ignored. Welcome to TEST, your excellent beer is required immediately.

Ridiculous, how could a TEST ship ever survive long enough to get rusty? Any TEST driver with a ship that isn't brand new or newly blown up should be kicked. And they spelt squardon wrong.

Diskoalafied?

Sell them for more than you bought em for once they aren't available and LTI is something people still irrationally foam at the mouth for.

Glad to hear you are moving on up (if that is what you are doing), I hope you enjoy your new job. Starting on a Friday is a bit weird, you'll probably need to koalafy something extra for that.

No clarification needed rookie, just tell them we have beer and like, shenanigans or something. They'll be on board when they see you rolling in/on/around the Roulette.

Dump your mates, we don't like that affiliate shit. No half steppin son. Or, you know, nice to have you in whatever extent you are comfortable with, whatever suits.

Its fucken jandals mate, no one knows wtf you're on about when you say thongs. Is it underwear, is it footwear? God knows.

Go huge or go home. Get the E and C.

Note that this is internal storage only, and does not include the tanks.