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One of us, one of us.

It's Saturday afternoon here, get on my level.

Who is "he"? And why am I going to a stalag and not the gulag?

Don't be sad Stalinator, I'm actually convinced that you're a comedic genius.

I'm going to interview each Hull to find the one with the most hilariously illiterate on board computer, buy it, and name it Stalinator II. I'll ask them; "Hull, how is your English?" and the one that prints out "i no english" will be the one I buy.

I feel like 90% of every single thing posted on the internet about star citizen needs to be automatically removed with a message stating "we don't know yet and we're waiting until we do"

All my loyalty are belong to glorious leader. For today at least.

11/10

Not sure if real broken English, illiterate, or parody, but I lost it at "pls I need it." 10/10

Last summer? That's entry level dying from anticipation, get on our level!

A-. You lost points for not using the word "celestial."

I didn't know I wanted it but now I realise I need dis.

Think of the subdivisions. The Band, Management, Roadies, Agents

So if I've got any injuries I can't go to the hospital with, ie chunks of other peoples faces embedded in my fists and I'm in Atlanta, I come see me old mate Dr Vet down at the animal clinic right?

I'm starving this week (like most weeks) but I've got 2 weeks of solid work starting Monday, so if I miss out on the D, at least I might finally be able to afford a shirt. But I feel strongly that in terms of spaceships, as with life, go huge or go home. You valliant few who speaketh your glory...

Rip in piece FPS games.

Joker, welcome. I see you have a bit of trouble with vowels and paragraphs, you'll fit right in. Beers are in the fridge, I look forward to f̶l̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ crashing with ya.

I'm so scared that I'll see the E or D and my eyes glaze over as I say in some kind of strange trance "I'm sorry wallet, I know I promised, ysssss but it was a bad promiseseses wasn't it?" And then spend all that money I don't have. I haven't bought a ship since the Beerfarer I bought at the end...

Da comrad, is good month of day in year for to stay far from marriageawieny. Is make grown comrade unable to drink vodka more than small child, bad to waste glorious drink of motherland.

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