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He's like COVID. Just when you think he's gone away, another wave of crazy comes rolling in. Thats why I kill it with its natural enemy, beer.

I blame it on our inability to comprehend the reality of our situation. How many times has a drunk pissing in public suddenly stop mid stream and say "Nope, this is not a good idea, I shall go to a toilet and piss on "inside gaming" instead, then flush properly and wash my hands" ? I have never...

People like it when you buy them a beer and invite them to join you rather than give them the cold stare and say "life sucks and this is why". There's already enough hate, misery, and pain out there on its own without me needing to invite it in by watching negative people bash on something I...

I claim the small smelly one for my harem of auroras. I like to make them yell ridiculous war cries as I beat them with a pool noodle to toughen them up.

Fly it into the sun, it'll work perfectly. Now you just need a rocket. . . .

It doesnt matter how many ships you have, its how well you crash them that matters.

I snub my nose at your fancy $1000.00+ fleets, I will blot out the sun with my Aurora's . . . . from a very close forced perspective where my shadow just covers you and no one else.

Im so glad all my fellow TESTies are letting me know in one place that they have a Kraken, it makes it easier to know who to suck up too.

You just need a different perspective on this. See, its not about the ship, its about the friends and crew you hang out with and play with. The mission will change, and the right ship for the right job will vary, but the crew will stay the same. So as long as you have a good set of friends and...

So I'm hearing house party at his place this holiday, and @Montoya is bringing the beer?

Dont call yourself a rat, your at least the level of a marsupial.

I vote that the Nomad will be a smaller ship that can support full liveaboard features, possibly an industrial focused platform for refining ore, is an surveyor (sensor suites for planets and asteroids, geared toward industrial exploitation and exploration) or maybe a agricultural role thats...

I won't budge for anything less than an Endeavour Master Set

Gosh darn it CIG, why are you making it so easy to murder each other but so hard to profit off it for free stuff. Guess I'll just go and "earn" a space living by robbing some folks, sigh. Its enough to make a man fly his Aurora into the sun to fake his own death. . . .wait, does that count as a...

Gawd that was a long essay. All so he could just say at the end "As of right now, there is no Star Citizen." over four years ago. Because why write an original piece about the games current status when you can publish the hit piece from four years ago. So just tell me there's no spoon in the...

I only do suicide runs with grade A TEST certified space "waste" thats fermented since the squadron sponsored Torpedo Burrito eating contest last month. I might add one scu of Quantanium for that extra explosive splatter effect. Like the wife told me one time, I might not blow a hole in it, but...

Im going to play mind games with my family while suffering the effects of cabin fever, copious amounts of alcohol, and pre-filled divorce papers and a will (which ever comes first), basically just another family vacation.

Screw the big capital vs capital ship battles. Thats a waste of resources, time, and is not the tactical (TESTical) way to take out those big ships. We should all take note of the battle of Endor, which is the obvious way to plan all our battles (based on fiction and well choregraphed movie...

I Pretty sure he's talking in Xhosa and said something about iVno dog is five deaths and that is the worst. . . . Maybe he's saying Djantor's wine will kill you five times at the worst? Either way he can curse out our enemies in a really bad and angry way and nobody could say two words about it...

This man obviously knows what he's talking about and should be a platoon leader immediately!