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TESTihol doesnt even mix well with your kidneys, liver, brain, blood, or other vital organs. It has also earned the disclaimer label from California saying that it might cause cancer. Needless to say were all very proud of darjanator and hope that the 2950 vintage will even better. We might even...

I'm sorry, we can not accept your answer as clearly the best captain in star fleet is Captain Christopher Pike *mic drop* But welcome to test either way, because in this universe were our own damn captain's, and last one to the bar buys the beer.

I cant tell if your agreeing with me, making fun of me, or being sarcastic, but it doesnt matter as long as your willing to crash your ship into big ships with me and smile when your doing it.

I like how the "U" in squadron was an after thought and the mispell of R before the D, its perfect and totally fits the expectations we have of our members.

Allow me to raise my stein and pledge a toast to all you SOB's out there who sacrifice valuable game time to spend it with your kids, or better yet, force your kids to play video games with you. My brother once told me when we were comparing who's was bigger that until I'm a dad, I just wont get...

I own and operate a fleet (by fleet I mean 1) of Auroras because their cheap, free, allow me to crash into things, piss off people who have big expensive ships when i crash into them and harass the shit out of them, and overall lets me blot out the sun with its awsome shadow just miliseconds...

I only will vote for the sweat pants if they incorporate a beer holster.

"I reject these blatant attempts are commercialization of what should be a great and proud org, free of the corporate trappings that bog down our great democracy and . . ." *gets a note handed to him* . . "this isnt a democracy, what is it?" <whisper whisper> "a dick-tator ship? with Montoya as...

Your wife still touches you after all these years!? . . . . . *sniff* I'm so jealous. . .

I see you've already trained and can pass our stringent basic qualifications of being able to crash into something while sober, BUT, the hallmarks of a true TESTie pilot is being incredibly inebriated and THEN crashing into stuff. Your' advance flight training will begin at 2200 hours at the...

I distinctly remember reading with drunk blurry eyes in the TEST parade manual that while saluting, you shall have a beer in the non-dominate hand. QUICK, GET THAT MAN A BEER!

My impression of it is its like a cross between a prowler with the two decks and passenger capacity, a Vanguard for size, firepower, and a valk for hauling a possible cyclone on the utility in the back like a halo pelican.

I too have every ship in the game. . . If you dont count the Jav, the idris (M/P) the kraken, the merchantman, the bengal, the 890, the endeavour, the orion, the reclaimer, the *sigh, counts in head* ok, so basicly I just have an Auroa. BUT, it does have a nifty feature of blotting out the sun...

With the new salvage mechanic coming, if I find his body, I call dibs on salvaging his boots.

Did you bring beer. . . I heard there was beer at this welcome aboard party, other wise its just a welcome tobebored party. . . .so, beer?

You wish your carrack had new trans phase technology. It's a feature you can upgrade to with 3.9 that allows you to QT through planets and fly into the dirt, only $60.00 to upgrade! (by feature we mean "bug" and by new, we mean "havn't fixed it yet so were just rebranding it."

Did he walk away from the landing .. . if he did, I see no issue here.

So I've been amazed at the number of people participating in Fortnight non-game events (https://www.theverge.com/2020/4/29/21241414/fortnite-party-royale-ltm-mode) like the Marshmello Rave of 10 million attendees and Travis Scotts Concert...

Go figure, some people just want to want to watch the world burn. . . Me, I just want to pour some gasoline on the fire and see how big it can get before I singe my eyebrows.

I predict NORAD will mistake the mushroom cloud that erupts from the server farm to be a first strike attack, causing a full launch of our nuclear arsenal, resulting in counter-strike attacks, and thus ending all humanity. All because we wanted to drink some virtual beers together as a group of...