"I reject these blatant attempts are commercialization of what should be a great and proud org, free of the corporate trappings that bog down our great democracy and . . ." *gets a note handed to him* . . "this isnt a democracy, what is it?" <whisper whisper> "a dick-tator ship? with Montoya as the leader. Crap. . . . Ahem, as I was saying, all hail our glorious leader and hallowed be his image upon any daily used item you deem fit to pay for!"
"I also move to vote we make a flagship worth of his greatness in the falic shape of a beer bottle no bigger than a tattor-tot, as befits his status and image to always remind us of just how little he has to compensate his ego for us. All hail the great leader!"